Phone & Rock - Stop Right There Mate [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Oi you can't come in 'ere cobber
Get out, you're too bloody pissed
Thats what the bouncers said to me
Cahn cahnt, let us in, I need to chuck a fuckin' wizz
I said before my stomach met his fist
I look down at my jeans, they're filled with fuckin' piss
My bladders empty now so i dont really give a shit, until

Oi oi oi oi
Stop right there mate
Stop right bloody there

Oi stop right there cobber
You filthy cunt you've pissed yourself
Thats what the coppers said to me
Cahn cahnt, i didn't mean, i tried to do the right thing
I said as they chucked me in their car
I threw a kick, started to run, and got pretty far
Thought i'd got away then i heard that cunts voice sayin'

Oi oi oi oi
Stop right there mate
Stop right bloody there

Oi public pissin' what a stunt
Feel remorse you little muppet cunt
That's what the judge said to me
Cahn cahnt, cut some slack, there was no public dunny mate
He said as he wacked his hammer down
He handed me a big ol' fine and i was straight back on the town
I got blazed and was not phased 'til i heard that siren soundin'

Oi oi oi oi
Stop right there mate
Stop right bloody there

Oi oi