Rucka Rucka Ali - Fat Violent Dykes [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

There's some crazy lesbians
Full of AIDS and PMS
Bigger than hot air balloons
Tryin' to tell me what to do
All them dykes are pretty large
Sniffin' on each others farts
Carpet munching, what it do
Is this an Asian or a Jew?

Bitches all act like they know what shit's right
For you
(It's very important for our society)
Soon them dumb fat dykes will control the world
I'm screwed!
(DAMN!)

Fat violent dykes!
Always bitchin' all the time
Always wishin' they were guys
No one givin' them the cock
Fat violent dykes!
Always tryin' to be the boss
Where's the kitchen, are you lost?
Heat some food up in a pot
Fat violent dykes!
When these bitches gonna die?
Why you hatin' on the guys?
You're just mad at all your pops
Fat violent dykes!
Put these bitches in the yard
Let 'em run around and bark
Get the sand out of your twat
Bitch, am I right?

You just don't like men
(Women are smarter than men)
Bitch, am I right?
Someone touched you there when you were young...

Trying to respect a bitch
But you make me slit my wrist
I'm Black Jesus with a blunt
You're Fat Hitler with a cunt
When some bitch is president
We'll be living in a tent
Black people are like "Oh well
Either way, I'll be in jail!"

There's a dumb fat dyke running every fuckin' school
It's true
No one reads and writes but the chinks and kikes and spooks
(Hey, two out of three ain't bad!)

Fat violent dykes!
All these bitches playing God
Tell these bitches get a job
Better yet, just suck a cock
Fat violent dykes!
Do some dishes and get fucked
I don't wanna hear you talk
Go beat off into a sock
Fat violent dykes!
Why do bitches think they smart?
They can't even drive a car
Ever see one try to park?
Fat violent dykes!
I don't wanna hold your coat
Bad enough you get to vote
Bitch don't touch my credit card
Bitch, am I right?

You just don't like men
(We want equal pay in the workplace)
Bitch, am I right?
Someone touched you there when you were young
Bitch, am I right?

Christ!
Dykes are mad at the world!
Who striked your vagina when you were a girl?
You lonely? Wanna blow me?
You could go get a sandwich fo' me
Where's Daddy? Is he a raper?
Is he in jail with your Asian neighbor?
It's OK, let go your anger
Here's a tampon and a used coat hanger!

(I can't believe this hate speech is allowed to be on the Internet!
It's so disrespectful to women!
We're gonna find this guy and give him sensitivity training!
You're a sexist fascist!)

(I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!!!)

Always bitchin' all the time
Always wishin' they were guys
No one givin' them the cock
Fat violent dykes!
Always tryin' to be the boss
Where's the kitchen, are you lost?
Heat some food up in a pot
Fat violent dykes!
When these bitches gonna die?
Why you hatin' on the guys?
You're just mad at all your pops
Fat violent dykes!
Put these bitches in the yard
Let 'em run around and bark
Get the sand out of your twat
Bitch, am I right?