Self Defense Family - Cottaging [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

My stories got boring
Bound to happen
My talk went stale
That's how it happens
You get a small home, a dull man, and a ring
I get self-serving songs it pains me to sing

You said
"cheat, but no mistresses"
I half listened
In every man, a garbage dog
A gross opportunist
A lowlife judas
In every man, a garbage dog

My body got boring
Bound to happen
Sex got stale
That's the way it happens
You get a shit house
A dull man
A kid
I get a sharp pain
When I think of these things

Enthusiastic for missionary
He's fucking ecstatic
Your dull man