Spamtec - Spammer's Paradise [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[ytcracker]
There's a little place in my dreams
Where I go when I want to cheer it up, it seems
No filters and no limitations
To stop me from spamming and paper chasing
Send a million mails not one complaint
Seek sure right away and there isn't a wait
AOL doesn't sue anybody
Because they consider spamming a hobby
Everyone buys and no one jumps
And there aren't any anti-spammer punks
The post where you live on ROKSO
Because you live a land where the crops grow
Everybody has a credit card
And they all have no limit so it isn't hard
No one owns a replica watch
And they read every message in their inbox

[Chorus]
It's a spammers paradise
Where everyone has an email and checks it twice
Buy anything without seeing the price
And send money to Nigeria because the prince sounds nice

[egod]
Check it out, check it out
In spammer's paradise you can send at faster speeds
And all the methods got no limits like Master P
All machines are unsecured, DCOM's quicker
The only anti's are your mom's sisters
There's none of this dot-com bicker
And everyone knows STC drops bombs quicker
There's no rates, no anti's
No way nobody's angry, girls on webcam with no panties
And they hot like a shanty
Can't be too far from the truth
Cause every spammer has a truce
So when I let it loose when I die
I'm off to spammer's paradise
Cause the people really friendly and the mare is nice
I got a real sick computer and my chair is tight
And they all come to my site to roll the dice
And on my wrist blings cold with ice
Cause I mail Santa's list every check it twice