The Archtalesman - Clara [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Chris G.]
Greetings Clara, hey. What can I say?
You got me feeling "yay" like a jar of clay, made for play
And it's like I don't know, I don't get it
Your confusing cruiser sunk my confidence frigate
Cause usually I understand just why a girl likes me
Quite easy for me to get inside of her psyche
But you're different, unique, one of a kind
You got me feeling blind, I think you're something like lime
And I'm just hoping that I'm lemon like I have with other women
You got me daily gymin' like I was Richard Simmons
Start button, I would never fart nuttin'
But back to Clara Smart, you got my heart jumpin'
And I know that smart is not your last name
But your brilliance mustang is in the fast lane
Past pain obtained from several prior dames
Is maimed, hanged, and slain when I hear the choir sang
Out your praises in my mind whenever in your presence
The phrases of their rhymes are indeed rather pleasant

[Sample]
Will someone please call a surgeon
Who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart

[Verse 2: Chris G.]
That was the verse I wrote for you when you were flirting wit me
Dropping my best jokes, I had you smirking quickly
My heart's excite with you in sight... you had it jerking sickly
But after I asked you out, you were shirking swiftly
Why did you say yes if you didn't really wanna go?
Why did you impress me with your flaunted show
Of love and affection and different pet names
Were I a weaker man, you'd be causing me wet stains
Lord, let slain my attraction to her
Let it drain out my body and into the sewer
Cause I find often times I still wanna screw her
I'm such a fool, that's some bull manure
No matter how scorned, my heart sheds its thorns
Though it's shred and torn, I instead am born
Anew with dedication to the same chicks
I need some medication for this lame shit
I tell myself, they won't change, they're not gonna like you
But winning them over, I still try to...
Well right now I'm done spitting these emo rhymes
I need to clear my mind, I think it’s Finding Nemo time