The Former Fat Boys - Abraham Lincoln Was No Vampire Hunter (The Greatest Song Ever) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

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That's right motherfuckers!
This is new Former fucking Fat Boys
Yeah, the magician on this motherfucking track
Woo, we going to make the biggest fucking club banger you ever fucking heard
Right now, uh

Yeah, we got some special guests on this track
That going to blow this motherfucker up
I'm talking about my man, Schooly Bus
Yeah, and my man Hard Corey is running the board, uh
It's going to be so fucking awesome

That's right motherfuckers, my name is $ucksex, uh, my name is $ucksex
And I got the fucking hottest beat in the world behind me: world hip hop
That's right all you bitches
Get your asses real tight
Get your pussies nice and wet
And I want to see everybody on the motherfucking dance floor
Cause I'm about to drop a fucking beat
That's about to blow the FUBUs right off your back
And the motherfucking maximals off your docks

Woo
Tip your bartenders
Tip your waitresses
And you better fucking tip my sister when she fucking lap dances all up in your face motherfuckers
That's right, uh
Cause this club joint is dedicated to my man, woo
That's right, the man with the beard
The man with the hat, woo
The man that freed the slaves, woo, woo
This song is not just a party anthem
But this song is meant to educate you about the history of America
America: the greatest nation that god ever gave to the face of the planet
The sixteenth present of the United States of America
Died young in 1865, yeah, woo
Here we go

Shout out the record label Rockster Records
That's right, a division of Rockster Media Limited
Uh, Mr. Cucumber publishing up in this bitch

Shout out to my brother C-Murder Stuphaloughagus
Shout out to my boy Relaxing Poo
Shout out to my boys YTCracker and MC Lars
How you fuckers doing?
My man Beefy
Peace to MC Front-a-lot, Dual Core
And all my motherfucking nerdcore homies that have been supporting us for the last million years that we haven't even put out a fucking album

But now it's time to celebrate the husband of Mary Todd Lincoln
The father of Lincoln Logs
The man who emancipated and proclamated and freed the motherfucking slaves
That's right this club banger is called:
Abraham fucking Lincoln, boo

And I'm about to tear it up so fucking hard
Here we go, uh

Honest Abe freeing slaves
Being brave getting paid
While his wife Mary Todd earns rod getting laid
And he fucks all these bitches and he...?

Where the fuck did the fucking beat go?
Where'd the beat go?
Well, I don't know, really don't know, it's a mystery
Maybe you should've thought of that while you were name-dropping every single person you've met in your entire goddamn life?
I think if you've sped up you could've fit in a bit more about Lincoln, really wasn't very complete
You just mad because I forgot to mention you Laotion boy
But yeah you got a point, start it over, if I do less name drops I can fit in a little more history about Abe Lincoln, I mean, fuck, I didn't even say a word about John Wilkes Booth