The Former Fat Boys - Happy Thanksgiving [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Mh, hi mom, happy thanksgiving
Oh hi honey I'm so glad you're here
Thanks so much for having us over
Mom, um, this my boyfriend

Hi nice to meet you

Hi it's nice to finally meet you
I've heard so much about you

Hey babe help mom with the turkey
I'm going to say hi to the rest of the family

Oh I'd love a little help
Are you good with a baster?

You know my mom always said I was quite the master baster

Oh really? So tell me a little more about yourself then

I'm just a really good rapper
That's kind of all I do
And I just want to thank you for inviting me over with your family today
And I really want to say...

Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick

My drumstick: give it all our love quick
Stuffed like a turkey baster like a dyke chick
Go on girl give it that lick lick
Stick it in like you're ice and it's an icepick
Metaphor: weak, but I won't lose sleep
Covering her yams with the coating of that skeet skeet
She swears it's dark but I swear that it's white meat
She practices on corn like it's porn and she's Ginger Lee
And I'm Mark Weiner, you should've seen her
Tweeting to her friends twit pics of her turkey dinner
I'm a winner so they call me Charlie Sheen
Because I'm a size two and half them suck them clean
With that liquid cocaine yeah that white goo
All over her face like it's motherfucking bird poop
And she's a windshield
And I'm a windmill
Catch it her eyes she call's me Holden Caulfield
Then I say

Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick

Pretty lady
You want some gravy?
Open up I know just what you've craving
That cranberry sauce from a boss
"Oh jesus!" she exclaims because I'm hung like a cross
It doesn't make sense, strictly speaking
But she's queefing while the family's eating in the other room
I got her busy teething she takes it family style all she can eat
So thick and chunky sperm swimming all in her teeth
Then she says grace, yeah she gives thanks
Her kids come in she tells them that it's just face paints
Yeah, face paints
But you can't play
Go on in with daddy, watch the Saint's game
I'm getting tired too
Her lips are tryptophan
I got one more in me
I feel my pants expand
We make the pumpkin pie
She's out of whipped cream
Dessert's gotta be perfect so of course I scream

Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick
Happy thanksgiving, now suck my dick

All the pilgrims: suck my dick
All the Indians: suck my dick
All the pilgrims: suck my dick
All the Indians: suck my dick
Pocahontas: suck my dick
John Smith: suck..
Pocahontas: suck my dick
John Smith: umm

Merry fucking Christmas now lick my balls
Merry fucking Christmas now lick on my balls
Merry fucking Christmas now lick my balls
Merry fucking Christmas now lick on my balls

Yo it's New Years, taste the taint
Yo it's New Years, taste the taint
Yo it's New Years, taste the taint
Yo it's New Years, taste the taint

It's the holidays
Suck everything, bitch!
Ho ho ho

Happy motherfucking holidays