The Former Fat Boys - Junk Food [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Girl you're boyfriend's not good for you
I'm broccoli he's junk food
I'm home cooked, he's mickey d's
So drop that heart attack and diet please

You gotta believe me I'm telling the truth
You need to diet you got dead weight to lose
Doesn't matter what he do, he's not good for you
Girl your boyfriend is junk food

Girl you're boyfriend too much salt
Girl you're boyfriend is cholesteral
All in all he's bad for your heart
Be smart let him go cuz we got a spark


So you say you got a man now and that's fine
But i heard from your friends he's a bad guy
You're the taco bell onions he's ecoli
He started off a spud, now he's a large fry
He still tastes good, but your not sure you should
Chow down and risk indulging further hurt but if you could
Take a second and let me get into your head
With this awesome jam that'll really make you spread
So i can raise you up a peg, bring you down like jenny craig
I'm Corona Zero, so go on drink a keg
I'll be your man that 's pure cane sugar
He's corn syrup you'd prolly rather eat a booger
So indulge in dull with your hostess man
Let him stuff you up, or you can switch to bran cuz

Now don't look at me like that, i'm not calling you fat
Its just I think the food you're used to is potentially quite bad
I'm not saying its your fault, it tasted good at first
But am I really wrong when I guess you'd like to try reverse
And go back, switch gears, swap, trade, upgrade
Countrytime is nice, but I'm simply lemonade
I'm rooty tooty, fresh and fruity
He's TV dinners right to your booty
I'm a protein smoothie, jamba juicey
If my nutrition facts are wrong have the FDA sue mek

I'm former fat boy so I should know
I've been you before, i've over indulged
Completely gluten free
Anti-oxidants are me
Si soy acai, I see what you need
I'm berry berry yummy
He's pounds right on your tummy
The buzz is i'm you're honey, don't be a dummy hunny
Spit him out
Why leave a bad taste in your mouth
You better get me now
Just may sell out may sell out
I'm a happy meal with extra value added
Completely organic, taste is orgasmic, you have to have it
Don't wait to switch, abandon ship
Or buy some spandex cuz they'll be calling you titanic
So girl eat your wheaties
Get off the path to diabetes
Add it up like archimedes
I'm what you should be eating