The Former Fat Boys - SPACEDINOSAUR [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Oh, space dinosaur, space dinosaur
You came from space and you were a dinosaur
You landed in my backyard and were from space
You brought me space rocks
And you we had space talks
You were a space dinosaur
And it was so cool to know you
But then my phone rang I had to get
So I never found out where you went
Because you disappeared, space dinosaur, space dinosaur
You were space… hello?

Yo yo yo this is the space dino, calling you from my space phone
Where you at dog?, seems like you're never phone
I've been calling you long distance like every single day
I got old space toys to sell you on space eBay
I got dinosaur condoms you can use as summer homes
In the Hamptons and if the Kennedy's get mad I'll make them eat their bones
Cuz I got space recipes for rich people soup
I bought from Steven Tyler, "Eat the Rich" means gold poop
That's how I bought my first transporter I paid in gold shit
Got the second one free and the third I didn't really wanna see it
But the reason why I'm calling is to save you from yourself
Humans have polluted the earth, there's nothing you can do to help
Space dinos will return from the asteriod exile
And if you want to save yourself send me a torrent of the X-Files
And write a song ever about dinos from the moon
And make sure to sing the hook
And if you can't sing use autotune
Cuz I forgot to mention we're all robots
Robot space dinos
And we're all in frats, so that's brobots
And we all have giant space cocks
They pilot our ships
Because we're too busy fucking and smoking weed and doing drugs and snorting pills
Call me back
652-459-69-69-69-69

Space dinosaur
Space dinosaur
I'm going to worship you space dinosaur
Space dinoscientology will be my new wave from mankind
He was in a spacesuit when he came to earth
And now he's calling me with words
That warn me of a future
That I cannot escape
Space dinos, gotta download him some X-Files episodes
Illegally
And send them to his ship
Got to write a song
And I better do it soon
About dinosaurs on the moon
.. dinosaurs on the moon
Dinosaurs on the moon
Brobot dinosaurs on the moon
With giant space cocks
Space McDonalds and you can fly through 24 hours 3000 days a spaceyear
24 hours, 3000 space year a lightyear
Space dinosaurs
At space McDonalds

Oxycontin and vicodin
In space, man, on the moon, on Pluto, on M-Class planetary ware