The Key of Awesome - On the Down Low [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I get more ass then a toilet seat
Cops let me sing in the fucking street
My lkife is an endless buffet of hoes
Been a pimp ever since my voice got low
Christmas is a time for charity, so I'll let you sit somewhat close to me
I could be parting with hookers and blow
But instead I'm here with you on the downlow
With you. something with you
Hey you, you're only a two
Oh, we're dating on the downlow, maybe
You don't need that seat infront of the fire, you could stay warm with your spare tire
Don't know why your self-esteam is low
Be sure to duck down if you see my bro's
My Christmas list has a list to make you cutter
Just like the chicks that were down at hooters
Here comes one now girl you gotta go
No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe
Ew, I stepped in some poo
Would you scrap off my shoes
They're new
You look like you're going to throw up
(watch the Jordans, yo)
Jesus was born in a barn
Could you get out and push the car
We're making a left of the interstate
Why do you complain so much?
Your butt looks big with that cruch
Don't forget were going dutch
Did I mintion that its Christmas!
I can't dicide witch girl I like best, maybe I should have you fight to the death
I know I don't treat you like I should
But I send you an autograph an it's all good
You are not the girl that I perfer
But when I go out with her you can be the shofer
Here comes the turn, hey where did you go?!
I never really learned to drive, OH NO
That was totaly rude
Who are you?
Peternity sue?
I'm screwed
Let's keep this on the downlow, baby
Hello
Hello
Yo, how you make the phonecall someone back?
What would aquaman do in this situation?