The Simpsons - Cut Every Corner [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Sherry Bobbins: Alright, children, let's clean up this room

Bart: Aw, man...

Lisa: Do we have to?

Sherry: Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast

If there's a task that must be done
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout, don't sob
Just do a half-assed job

If you cut every corner
It is really not so bad
Everybody does it
Even mom and dad
If nobody sees it
Then nobody gets mad

Bart: It's the American way!

Sherry: The policeman on the street
Needs some time to rest his feet

Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat

Apu: For meat!

Sherry: And milk

Apu: And milk!

Sherry & Apu: From 1984!

Sherry: If you cut every corner
You'll have more time for play!

All: It's the American way!