The Simpsons - Testify [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I was a sinner, a real bad kid
What thou shalt not, I shalt did
Neighbors cat I tried to neuter
Took a wiss on the school computer
He took a wiss oh yes he did!
Now I've changed you can't deny
So come on up...and testify!
Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
My hip's misbhavin'
Testify!
Got a nicotine cravin
Testify!
There's a cramp in me glavin'
Testify, testify, testify!
My glasses make me look like a geek
Now you'll get the girls you seek!
Will see you at makeout creek
Bart's the boy of the hour, he's got the power
So raise your voice and don't be shy
Test-a, test-a
Test-a-fy! Come on up and testify!