The Simpsons - The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Judge: How do you find the defendant?
Juryman: He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent
Man: Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent
Jury: Drinking and driving, narcotic possession
Man 2: And that's just page one of his ten page confession!
Judge: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us
But this is LA and you're rich and famous!

[In the Betty Ford Centre]

Criminal: I'm checking in
All: He's checking in
Criminal: I'm checking in
All: Checking Checking In
Criminal: No more pills or alcohol
No more pot or Demorol
No more stinking fun at all
I'm checking in
All: He's checking in, He's checking in
Doctor: No more looking pale and thin
No more bugs beneath your skin
Criminal: Hey, that's just my aspirin
All: Check it out, you're checking in!