Transcendent - Bowser Wins [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]

[Verse 1 - Bowser]
Fuck Mario, he’s buried in a septic tank
King Koopa is your ruler now bitch, accept your fate
I caught Peach, and I can’t wait to bend her over
Fill her full of turtle shells like a fucking drunken soldier
I got the drugs to hold her if she tries to run away
Licking Toad or eating shrooms; got it covered either way
I’ll leave her high for days, floating off a Warp Pipe
This kind of combination leaves her faded for a fortnight
You think Luigi’s gonna try to stop my reign as king?
He’s a lesser Mario; bitch made and painted green
There’s a better chance Gadd’s making me a laser beam
And all the other Super Sluggers make it to the Major Leagues
I’m starting slavery, Toad is now my Toad stool
Goombas coming up to me: “We run the kingdom! So cool!”
No fool, I’m the motherfucking overlord!
Do as I command or else you’ll get no reward

[Verse 2 –Toad]
Bowser, please! I’m asking on my hands and knees
Stop assaulting citizens! This massacre’s a tragedy!
Do you have to be so violent? You’ve got the kingdom
Of course they’re running; they’re scared and they want their freedom
It isn’t fair that you’re killing people needlessly
We’ll surrender peacefully, this ain’t the way it needs to be
And as for Peach, you better let her leave the castle
Come on Koopa, do you really need to be an…

[Verse 3 – Bowser (16 bars)]
I DEMAND SILENCE! How dare you speak against your master!
What gives you the right? You’re my stool, you pathetic bastard!
Koopa Troopas, take this toad’s village off the map
And afterwards, go and feed him to that Pete Piranha plant (Toad: NO! PLEASE!)
I’ve got a lot of plans now that I control the crown
First, raise my flags; there’s no plumbers here to take them down
And maybe now I can spend time with my children…
Well that can wait; right now, I’ve got to seal the building
I want Bullet Bills patrolling all the premises
Blow away intruders; send the rest of them to tenements
But let them live if they change up who they’re fighting for
We could use their help to find the brother and the dinosaur
Prepare for any type of war; there’s a lot to contemplate
For now I’ll take the spoils and enjoy them; that all can wait
So tomorrow, I’ll extend my reach beyond to space
Tonight, I’m staying clean cut with Peach fuzz on my face

[Outro]