Verdugo - Crazy Train [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Attention passengers
We're no longer on a plane
We're aboard the crazy train
So turn up the speakers and let's massacre
Our eardrums
Just for fun

[Chorus]
So all aboard the crazy train
Hop on and ride this thing
So if you feel insane (yeah)
So if you're a player play'n (yeah)
Then come aboard the crazy train
Come aboard the crazy train

[Verse]
If you think you're as crazy as me
That is blasphemy
I'm the craziest person on Earth
I've been crazy since birth
But at heart I'm still a nerd
Always eager to learn
When I'm on a crazy rampage
When I'm on stage
And have a fit of rage
That's gonna last all day
But that's the only way this crazy cracka can learn
So watch out or you might get hurt
So don't be mad when I blurt
These lyrics that can hurt
Your ears and your mind
All I do is write some lines
That'll screw with your mind
And send chills down your spine
And it's all because I'm crazy
And there is no maybe
If there was that'd be wishful thinking
You see my mind is a mystery (mys-too-ray-ee)
To modern man
Cause they don't understand
My devious plan
To make the world crazy, man

[Chorus]
So all aboard the crazy train
Hop on and ride this thing
So if you feel insane (yeah)
So if you're a player play'n (yeah)
Then come aboard the crazy train
Come aboard the crazy train

[Verse]
Mmm, this train
Is going at the speed of insane
So let's make the speakers blare
And get to waving your hair
And start dancing on the floor
Forget your chores
And dance like you got turrets
Run loose like your pets
And tear up the furniture
If you want to impress that girl spit your
Dopest lines
And watch her eyes
When she hears you're insane
And was born on the crazy train
And all of a sudden the beat drops
Next second your homie becomes a beat box
Then you drop your rhymes
And see yourself in your prime
But in actuality
You're in loco prison
For beating on the faculty (fac-u-al-i-ty)
At your school after they caught you kissing

[Chorus]
So all aboard the crazy train
Hop on and ride this thing
So if you feel insane (yeah)
So if you're a player play'n (yeah)
Then come aboard the crazy train
Come aboard the crazy train

[Outro]
Welcome aboard the crazy train
Currently holding
80 trillion passengers
So turn up the volume and massacre
Your eardrums
And your cranium
Current destination
Is Arkham Asylum
Welcome aboard the crazy train
Welcome aboard the crazy train