Viro the Virus - Chris is Awesome [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Chris is awesome, hes as hot as it gets
The type to drop ya quick with a mafia kick
Hes got the hunger of a young lion
Plus the eye of the tiger
Pummel you like hes a young Tyson
That young knockout kid split ya wig
Rivera Cloverleaf snap you like a twig
Your more than welcome to step up and get f'ed up from a hangmans clutch or heros welcome
Your just a Josmo
He'll bust your chops
Its a K.O once he hammerlocks the cravate
Tomato cans don't stand a chance
No holds barred
Rolling Elbow to a bozos jaw
Its flawless offence done with precision
Get lumped up, he's head hunting, for the submission
Pound for pound the best without a doubt
So come on down and get left out for the count

Better bring ya best cuz here comes the best
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero
Quick to end ya
Any contender
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero
Ya better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor
Yous about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker
Cruisin or abusin
Ain't no way hes losin
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero

Don't brawl with this grappler
He'll flatten ya
Theyll have to get ya with a spatula
Be his guest to leave a bloody mess
You can't F with his moveset
Take your breath in a slugfest with a suplex
Violence at its finest
Pound you with the ground game or high flyin like hes death defying
No lying this is real as it gets
A perfect mix of killer instinct with ring general ship
Apply a Double Chickenwing with a tight grip
Middle of the ring have you crying I quit
Lucha Libre influence
King of wrestling undisputed
Swear they hurt you in the square circle beat you stupid
With maunovers higher impact then a mule kick
Leave you toothless
Number 1 champion get the job done
When the bell rings get your bell rung

Here he comes

Better bring ya best cuz here comes the best
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero
Quick to end ya
Any contender
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero
Ya better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor
Yous about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker
Cruisin or abusin
Ain't no way hes losin
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero

You leave the ring feeling miserable
His defence is impenetrable
So the advantage is considerable
If you want a war, bet he wants it more
Better pass a peace pipe like your sitting bull
Looking for a sweat lick he ain't one
You want love get a show on VH1
Cuz he don't play games boy your get maimed
His main aim is to inflict pain
Leave the ring apron blood stained
Have the crowd going wild like there untamed
He'll win easily like your untrained
Then grin evilly while you complain
Once again,it's flawless offense done with precision
Get lumped up, he's head hunting, for a submission
Pound for pound the best without a doubt
So come on down and get knocked the fuck out

Better bring ya best cuz here comes the best
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero
Quick to end ya
Any contender
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero
Ya better call the coppers, ya mama and a doctor
Yous about to get clobbered in a slobber knocker
Cruisin or abusing
Ain't no way hes losin
So whos your hero?
Its Chris Hero