Witch Please - The Sixteen Bar Challenge [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I put the "emo" in "demon"
The "POS" in "possessed"
Give the heroine some heroin
I'll take care of the rest

Gotta stay one step ahead
The comparisons may hurt him
I'm what happens when Brian Warner rapes Bo Burnham

Or if JT and DOOM had a very white baby
Who liked Johnny Depp
And was babysat by Slim Shady

Maybe I'm just Cap
The world's ugliest prettyboy
The about-to-take-over-entertainment-are-you-ready-boy
That force to be reckoned with
Hide your sister and your boy
That more patriotic than the "Yankee Doodle" on a banjo boy

Blue collar
Working class
But I knew how to network
Had to do something about that non-existent net worth
Put in the legwork
Make my fucking neck hurt
Not to mention every other muscle
Borrow, steal, invest and hustle

Ding dong
The Witch is dead
Hide the will and off with his head

Now I need to bomb a bunch of wine tastings
Have anal sex with Spencer Hastings
Scoop up those bullet casings
And be more picky with my chasings

I'll even pay for Bradley's operation
Real talk
Don't you scoff
It sends the right message
Traitors get their dicks cut off