Witch Please - Thorns (Molasses) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Idle hands do the Devil's work
Am I depressed or lazy?
I wish I'd been born in the Eighties
Missed out on saying "Page me"

I wish I'd been born in the Noughties
So different folks could've raised me
But I was born in the Nineties
When shit got really crazy

Home is where the heart is
Read that on a banner
I wish I'd been born on the West Coast
Maybe I'd be tanner

I wish I'd been born in the deep deep South
Brought up in a Holy manner
But I was born in the Midwest
Waiting for some glamor

Every dog has its day in luck
Where's my life going?
I wish I'd been born with a silver spoon
I'd wear nicer clothing

I wish I'd been born as a Winklevoss
All day long I'd be rowing
But I was born with a cord around my neck
Talk about an omen