Yelling At Cats - Howdy Partner! [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Well howdy y'all! My name is AJ
I'm from the Apple family - what else can I say?
I live my life bucking trees. I'm a simple kind of mare
And I'm really not a hick. No, seriously. I swear!

I was born and raised here on this very farm
My family's history is rich and full of whimsical charm
My young sister Applebloom - she acts a little bit gallant-
Cause she's still trying to find her own one special talent

I got a brother Big Mac and he gets a lot of freaking mares
But he never talks about it so i doubt he even cares. [Nope!]
And there is Granny Smith and she is as old as can be
And I think I got it all. One minute, lemme see

Did I tell you about Rainbow Dash? She's my bestest of friends
We get into scraps sometimes but we always make amends
And I don't like her like that. I'm not trying to be rude
I'm just saying my barn door don't swing that way sugarcube!

And have Celestia as my witness; as the sun rises above
That I would sacrifice anything for the friends that I love
I wouldn't trade them for nothing. That idea is just whack
So tell me your name now partner! They call me Applejack!

I'm always faithful. I'm blatant. I'm fair
When my friends are feeling down I'm the one who's always there
I do it cause I really do care
And to the people who hurt them you just fucking beware

I won't take any shit that will make 'em feel down
I'll do anything in my power just to wipe off their frown
Don't play me. What I'm saying is the absolute truth
It's the kind of thing you know that needs no logical proof

And don't you ever say I'm wrong cause I know that I'm right
Or I swear I'll make your life like a fucking Nightmare filled Night
You all laugh and talk your shit with a little bit of spite
And it's stupid as hell man. It just isn't right,,

I love 'em all cause they all just make it worthwhile
And when I'm feeling pissed off they think of ways to make me smile
Don't ever try to stop me bitch - it's freaking futile
And to anyone who thinks otherwise is just in denial

And have Celestia as my witness; as the sun rises above
That I would sacrifice anything for the friends that I love
I wouldn't trade them for nothing. That idea is just whack
So tell me your name now partner! They call me Applejack!