Your Favorite Martian - Friend Zone [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
I like this girl so much, she's always on my mind
We have an awesome time, we never crossed the line
She don't wanna mess-up the friendship, friendsies
I'm in a frenzy, cause my bedroom's empty
And I'm gently attempting to win her over
By being as good a friend as I can be
She's tempting but riddled with doubt
Friend Zone is like the mafia, you'll never get out!

[Pre-Chorus: Benetar]
She doesn't know the half
In my wallet i keep her photograph
I've made my decision
For you baby girl, I'd change religions
Cause in your eyes I see heaven
Girl, I think about you 24/7
Before the story ends, I wanna know if we can be more than friends?

[Chorus]
I put my hands up in the air, try to act like I don't care
But tonight I'm all alone, because now I'm in the friend zone
I'm in the friend zone
I'm in the friend zone
I'm in the friend zone
Now I'm in the friend zone
(Now I'm in the friend zone, now I'm in the friend zone, oh yeah)

[Verse 2: Puff Puff]
I've got the blues, cause we're not knockin' the boots
We're talkin' gossip news and shoppin' for shoes
I hate when you make me watch Sex And the City
Until the day ends, I'm not your gay friend
But I'll do it just to get next to you
Just to prove i can best the rest the dudes
I'm obsessed with you, I pester you
Cause when we ain't together, I'm probably texting you

[Pre-Chorus: Benetar]
You make me the maddest. I just want to change my Facebook
Status
To "in a relationship" but "it's complicated"
Well, you're makin' it hard for me
Cause I just can't walk away
I just can't walk away, I just can't walk away

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I know you don't notice, but there's no excuse
To date that other dude. He's a total douche
He's got a few broken screws. I'm so confused
That Imma have to show the dude
That you deserve better, & you know you do
Always feel free to cry on my shoulder, Boo
Cause if i ever go with you, I'm sure I'll stay
I wanna leave now, but I just can't walk away

[Bridge: Benetar]
I just can't walk away, I just can't walk away, I just can't walk away
I just can't walk away, I just can't walk away, I just can't walk away
I just can't walk away, I just can't walk away!
I'm in the friend zone. I'm in the friend zone, I'm in the friend zone
Now I'm in the friend zone

[Hook x2 + harmonizing]