Your Favorite Martian - Unofficial Smithers Love Song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl
Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important
Instead of running away, you should move in toward him
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign
We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to
Say there's no way anyone else would date you
Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him
Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?

All he ever wanted to do. Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns
You know you're worth more to him. Than all the money you spend
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns

Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man
We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking
You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin
You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time
And while relationships have their twists and turns
You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns
So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy
And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style

All he ever wanted to do. Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns
You know you're worth more to him. Than all the money you spend
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns

Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo

All he ever wanted to do. Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns
You know you're worth more to him. Than all the money you spend
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns

All he ever wanted to do. Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns
You know you're worth more to him. Than all the money you spend
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns