Zoltan Nebula - 2014 Cypher [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Stop, collaborate and listen
I'll let you know what most of you have been missing
See I'm Vanilla Spice, I'm a little nice
Yeah right, about half as nice as pubic lice
I spit shit like a mother fucking polar bear
I'll help your girl, I'll even fucking hold her hair
While she's puking all over the bathroom
"It's okay girl, gotta get rid of that Pabst Blue"
Take her out for fast food, oh it's time to mack soon
Gonna make her ass look like a fucking baboons
I'm a fucking mad dude, don't believe in taboo
Even if her panties look like a plate of Ragu
Call me Fred Flintstone, yelling "yabadabadoo!!"
Cause my cashews are in her hair like shampoo
Ohhhh... I'm so nasty and grimy
You know I always got bad bitches behind me...
Licking my ass while I'm licking my stash, starting to laugh
Cause I'm passing gas while this damn bitch is licking my ass
I'm pissed off like a lonely horny T-Rex
Unimpressed, stressed and desperate for sex
Home alone and I drop my own soap in the shower
I'd be down to fuck the pink ranger of power
I haven't been on my game in quite some time
That's why I'm spitting these right dumb rhymes
Open my cloak to those who get choked at these jokes
Get separated like yolk or choke on a rope
Will people get offended by this?? I know a few will
But if I can't make you laugh or smile maybe my pubes will