Adventure Capitalists - No Spoilers Allowed [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

If you get a call from me
Some other people are listening
So craft your words for a special agency

To the folks who bug our phones
I got some stuff you should know
So kick back and pull that wire tap real close

Darth Vader is Skywalker's dad
Soylent green is people, Rosebud is a sled
Gollum was a hobbit, Edward Norton's not retarded
Matt Damon's skull gets sprayed in The Departed

All of the following people will die: Zoe Barnes, Catlyn, Robb Stark, and Kitty Pryde
After faking her own death, Juliet pulls a reverse
But only after Romeo goes first

Jesus had a baby in the Da Vinci Code
Bruce Willis was a ghost, Chet gets turned into a choad
Decker is a replicant, Einhorn is man
The suspects were all part of Soze's plan

Russel Crowe's friends were all in his beautiful mind
Puff the Magic Dragon was a song about getting high
Kristin shot J.R., Robert becomes Longshanks' vassal
And the princess is always in another castle

River Song turns out to be The Doctor's Wife
George guns down Gatsby before taking his own life
The Chief is a cylon, Sheik is Zelda ninja clad
And Cartman's mom is also his dad

Jack and Tyler Durden are really the same guy
Leonard was Sammy Jenkins, Arch Cummings was a spy
The Planet of the Apes was earth all along
And I hope the NSA enjoys this song