Alan Z - Best Friend (Yelawolf and Eminem Remix) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Alan Z Verse]:
Let me introduce you to my best friend, my buddy, my confidante
The reason I show my nonchalance to these hoes
And don’t let them go "On & On"
Like they Erykah Badu, better call Tyrone with that bullshit
Why you on my jawn?
Something like Cool J, with just one L to my name, I’m a Phenomenon
If you don’t get it, Q’s the name
Welcome to the meet and greet, the Q&A for Q and A
If you wanna get with me and you can twerk on cue, then aye
We can do what it do but I can’t be your dude, only hanging with you
There’s a Quagmire that controls my spirit around these misses
Gotta answer to Q, no romancing you boo
If you show your ass, gotta hand it to you
I’ma make it last when I'm handling you
If you got a sister this Shaft is for you and for her too
Richard Roundtree in the flesh when I hit it
Got the Trojans right next to the fitted
Don’t want to be your husband or your loving
Unless you talking bout sex then I'm with it
I don’t get attached girl dig it?
After I smash and quit it I won’t be needing your math or digits
Am I sacrilegious? If I say these girls get on their knees
Like my sack religious to ask forgiveness
Alan’s the nice guy, Q is the monster like Jada and Kiss
Eminem and Slim, Shady to chicks
Make their toes curl up like she making a fist, what I’m saying is this
Anybody in the vicinity in the way finna meet their demise
Between you and I, it’s a bad look for your longevity
If we don’t see eye to eye, so please be advised
I will never tolerate a hater nor a critic, if you either then die
Get Ethered like Nas, Illmatic in its prime
Addict to the rhymes that my lower region supplies
Thinking with the head with the hedonist mind
That be couch-surfing between women's thighs
Ain’t even a question if he’s up to size, she can decide
Cuz soon as she see it, surprise!
(My best friend) Giving you the business, no investment
Eat it like a delicatessen and then I beat it like a Kappa
Hazing their potential freshmen, when sexin
I don’t care if your neighbors hear us or not
Doing it right in front of the mirror to watch
You can meet my best friend
But my best friend got me licking Miracle Whip off Miracle Watts
It’s a miracle, watch!
As I kill the pussy then I bring it back to life, that’s a spiritual box
Thug Passion of Christ, baby tell me how you want it
Like I’m channeling the spirit of Pac
Got the spirit of Q
Sexual deviant living in my soul that’ll ride to the end
Wingman matching every bird’s wingspan
That’ll tell her what she like till I’m sliding it in
And I’ve never been alone ever since
Got the girls with their legs to the sky amen
You can leave a scar on my face, play rough, ladies
Say hello to my best friend

Chorus:
To the Father, Son and Holy Spirit
I hold You nearest
My best friend, best friend
Let the trumpets blow with Your appearance
I can almost hear it
My best friend, best friend
When you wish me Hell upon my soul and spirit
Behold these lyrics
I got a best friend, best friend
Yeah, I got a best friend, best friend, yeah