[Verse 1]
Immaculate, when I rap on it, I take this beat and tackle it
I shakle it, snack on it, snap on it, I'm not a hack with it
"This track is shit." You bitches cannot see me, like some halibut
I drop more shit than fucking Skrillex taking a fucking laxative
Laugh at it, I will shrug it off like Michael Jackson did
My heart's in it, you lack this shit, you shitheads spit the wackest shit
Please, just sit. You're wack at it. You know that it's fucking fact, you prick
I attack on this. This is my Cocaine rap, take a crack at it
You crack addict. Rapping, yo, I think I got a knack for this
Lazarus, I will live forever and be hazardous
I'm cancerous. Jesus, Alec is real, just like Nazareth
Optometrist, I think that I'll never be able to live in bliss
"You're a travesty, it has to be, because you sound like crap to me
It's honesty, fuck opinion, this is fucking fact to me."
You're mind is fucking nasty, G
You stupid fucks just have to be
Kidding me, unclassy freaks
Close minded fucks, you're dastardly
I'm dazzling, astonishing
I know no one's as hot as me
I'm fucking cool, fuck modesty
"I think I can" was taught to me
I'm an oddity on an odyssey
Find someone that's as odd as me
You can look up in the oddest sea
I'm the oddest, see? The Oddest G
[Verse 2]
Really, it's absurd to me that no one's ever heard of me
No one want's to hear a nerdy 'g', that shit hasn't occured to me
But fuck it I prefer to be immature, fuck maturity!
"Alec, have you heard of he?" "Yeah, he's alright, yeah, sure he's neat."
Fuck that, I make you turd your seat. While you hear me murder dirty beats
I knock you off your dirty feet. Screaming, "Alec you are sure elite."
"Alec fucking turns the beat." I'm hard as fucking 33
Yeah, a nerdy simile. My songs got people learning, gee
This shit is disconcerting me, people learning about hurting he
During the I'm herding these stupid cows, no murdering
Better hurry please, you should just leave, I'll infect you with that nerd disease!
"Further, please." I got them asking. But I'm always nervous, geez!
I'll hit their spirits with these lyrics, blowing out my fucking larynx
So you hear it. Bring you near it. Eventually you'll fucking fear it
The crazy train, I fucking steer it, fucking steer shit. Get it? Hear it?
Spit the clearest. So you hear it. How many times does I have to rhyme hear it!?
[Verse 3]
Switching up the flow, cause you motherfuckers get bored!
Everybody knows that I'm the motherfuckin rap lord!
More like the crap lord, nevermind who gives a shit?
Someone didn't flush the toilet, really, who gave a shit?
I'm so sick, I'm going psycho. Off the wall, bitch, call me Michael
Think I might go take some nyquil. Go to sleep. Repeat this cycle
"Your rhymes are shit, bro! You just just quit, yo!
You just just sit, yo." Bitches are like Piccolo
I am like Goku, nevermind I Gohan
Didn't hear me clearly, bitch? I said, "I GO HAM."
More punch lines than a boxing Lindsay Lohan
Fuck racism, but you better watch your tone, man
Bow down to no man. I don't really know, man
If you ask me all these other rappers go bland
Got all these fucking people asking "What does Alec's raps mean?"
"Is he fucking serious? What the fuck is happening?"
"I should be fapping. I'll keep attacking."
You fuckwads are ridciulous, I'll just keep on laughing
I'm not an average rapper, so why the fuck's my mind mean
Another nerd reference, don't you dare remind me
You bitches stay behind me. Labels need to sign me
Cause I got that dope shit, Rap Fiend Mind Scheme
