Alexander Frost - Statistics [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Got more Twitter followers than I got friends
When I hit her, she can holler- she a good bitch
I'm goin' all-in on some pussy poker
Balls-deep in the pink, she want me to choke her
Now she turnin' white, lookin' like The Joker
But I ain't gonna stop 'til I can super soak her
Considerate? Yeah, I'm that type of lover
Never wear the pussy out, split it with my brothers
Never wearin' rubbers- and we do it all day
Lookin' like a crime scene 'cuz we sprayin' DNA
All over the T&A, yeah because we keep it cray
Go on, grab a black light so you can investigate

[Pre-Chorus]
Niggas be from Mars, bitches be from Venus
When I hit the bars, it's all about my penis
If I do a dance, it's only horizontal
If I'm standing up, then my dick be at your tonsils

[Chorus]
Check the statistics- I'm gettin' bitches (x2)
I tickle the ivories and I bang the black ones
I ain't got no prejudice- neither does my dick, son
Check the statistics- I'm gettin' bitches (x2)
I tickle the ivories and I bang the black ones
I ain't got no prejudice- neither does my dick, son
I think I may, I think I might
Be takin' this bitch home tonight
I think she may, I think she might
Be tryin' to put up a fight

[Post-Chorus]
Righty, tighty
Lefty, loosey
Come on, bitch- give me some pussy (x2)

[Verse 2]
Some these niggas talk a lot- Johnny Depp in 'Chocolat'
Spoutin' off some bullshit- yeah, these niggas pussy whipped
They start tappin' toes when they hear me on the radio
I start slappin' hoes when they tell me where the money go
Silly ho, you know it's time to go bye-bye
I'ma roll up on you, treat you to a drive-by
I stay fly- a blue jay fuckin' sky high
When I hit the nest, got my chick makin' me Mai Tais
Come on baby girl, go on with your bad self
When we hit the club, we gonna toast it with the top shelf
Patron & Bacardi, it's always a party
We should play a game, see if you can keep me Hard-y

[Repeat Pre-Chorus & Chorus]

[Bridge]
I just copped my bank roll
Bitch, you got my dick swole
Now just make it move slow
Like you got them three toes
You can be a star, baby
You can be a star
Get higher than the rest
Stay higher than the rest

[Repeat Chorus & Post-Chorus]