Badministrator - Welcome to the League of Draven [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I came to axe you a question
Would you rather be sliced and diced or cross-sectioned
Juggle session, check the arms flexin'
Chicks dig mass and I'm stacked to perfection
Deadly warrior, pro wrestler attitude
I'm about to make you famous show some gratitude
And if you doubt it check out what I did for Aphromoo
Turned a no name into a star just by passing through
That's how I do, all out aggression
(I've got pain to serve) I see you're back for seconds
True legend, top of my profession
Damage amped up like its set to eleven
Make an impression on every single champ I meet
Shaped like an axe and at least eight inches deep
Farm your team like some creeps while I gain steam
Ladies throwing panties at the screen while I'm on stream

[Chorus]
Got cash, got flash, got a killer mustache
Cut and slash hear the blood splash
High class, master of lane harass
Turns out Doublelift was right, you're all trash
Team stands aside watches as you get pacified
I need a pentakill just to feel satisfied
Hope you're ready for the best catchphrase in gaming
(Welcome to the League of Draven)

[Verse 2]
Soul reaver, make you a believer
Born to be the greatest still an overachiever
Hitting like Mundo with a no CD cleaver
Big dog getting cash, golden retriever
I get a blood rush, wicked blades go nuts
Move speed and AD my skill set is robust
Stand aside keeps you in my sight like you're handcuffed
Slowed up, autos land 'till you blow up
You can flash if you like, throw the whirling death
Blades spin from the fog of war, take your last breath
A never ending stream of steel, I'm so blessed
I'm Heisenberg dealing axes instead of meth
Skills beastly, always on a kill spree
Catchin' every axe, never heard of a CD
Execution style better run when you see me
Or I'll be standing on your corpse (too easy)

[Chorus]
Got cash, got flash, got a killer mustache
Cut and slash hear the blood splash
High class, master of lane harass
Turns out Doublelift was right, you're all trash
Team stands aside watches as you get pacified
I need a pentakill just to feel satisfied
Hope you're ready for the best catchphrase in gaming
(Welcome to the League of Draven)