Bashy - How To Pick A Wifey [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Trust me man, Certain chicks need to be held up like OII! Get me
Pull ya hand back leave em like NAAHH! I'm Sorry
Cuz like, I don't just make love songs for the sake of it init, to paint pretty pictures and all that
Like, Everything I tell man, applies to real life

Coz when it comes to wifing girls, I'm not a fan
D'you know how many girls i've fucked out there and they have got a man?
About 60%, and thats alotta gyal, so before you fall in love and start to lust make sure you got a plan

Trust me car, wifing a ho is not da lick bro
So before you think you're gonna get deep make sure you grab some info
And I ain't talking hobbies or interests, nah none of that shit bro
I'm talking age of loss of virginity and text messages in phones yeah
Now chat to man who was in her class, fuck her closet -
You don't want a skeleton flyin out her arse
Yes dig up all her past, find out which chicks she used to flex with
To how many man she slept with; if its more than six then forget it
No, she can't be respected
Cuz certain man are just to fast, quick to give their heart and wifey's bringing next man in the yard
Then it burns their clut
You should have found out from the start but
That's what you get kids
If you don't investigate and start to lust and then you get whipped
Done know these days these girls are brazen
And who they roll with tends to be an accurate indication of how they tend to stay and
Watch how they act round other guys
Be careful who becomes your wife
A dodgy chick'll fuck up your mind
Fuck up your life forever

I swear down, like
You need to be careful when you pick your wifey man
There's bare signs you need to look out for
You get what I'm saying?
Cuz like, i've seen certain man just pick the wrong kind of gal you get me?
Just send a man mad
Just wana lick down the gyal, lick down the new boyfriend
Just acting all out of character, its nuts

Now let me give you man an idea
These chicks are fucking out
Even if their boyfriend gets birded for less than five years
Let alone a ten
Their banging out after two so it's quite clear
If she ain't gonna ride or die for you
Then having a wife's air
True stories, I swear, this is mans life here
Breeding a whopper's my fear, one of my worst nightmares
I'm telling man how it is, you think I care?
Coz once you been burned, believe me, look
You'll never trust a next gyal
In relationships there's arguments and
You'll both get vexed fam
But you need to know she won't go back and fuck her ex man
And when there's yoots involved it gets painful
Over awkward, gets outta hand and then you catch a thirty like Morgan
Look, these gals lie for certain
Shit happens, they tell different versions
You heard what happened to Mercston
Anyway, back to the wifes, you know how I do
I ain't got a Tinie Tempah, I got a bad one
Don't know if I can wife yous
Don't wanna get wicked cuz I'm a nice dude
But I swear on my grand dads grave
I ain't tryin hear sorry, bout they felt lonely
Needed talk to somebody, I think these girls are dodgy
Heartless like Bush, Ken and Fonty
Never wifey off a girl who's known the road
I tell these lover boys to be easy and slow your row
I don't wana have to turn 'em round and say I told you so
But these chicks are devious, mischevious, didn't you know?

Trust me, just be careful init
Cuz like a wifey is kinda like a reflection of yourself like
Can't just have ya chick running on myspace
She'll find a whole different scene