BeatKing - How to Make Love to a Woman (Interlude) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Step 1:] Foreplay
Foreplay is meant to get your partner sexually aroused
Kissing, licking, sucking and touching the radimus zerns
The lips, the breast and nipples
The neck, the stomach, the vagina
The fetom toes and the botox
Take your time and listen to her needs

[Step 2:] Oral Sex
Locate the clitoris
Now dig your face into her crotch
Try not to vomit
Lick, suck and kiss the clitoris
Insert your fingers into the vagina canal
Now, with two fingers, gently rub the top of her vagina womb
This is called the G Spot

[Step 3:] Intercourse
She is now ready for intercourse
Your penis should be in an erect state
Just relax and think of something nasty
Always practice safe sex
Place a condom over your erect penis
Get into position
Gentle insert your penis into her vagina
Make sure it isn’t in the anus but the vagina
Thrust your penis in and out of her vagina
Change positions if needed
After a few minutes you are ready to ejaculate
Note, after a few minutes
She probably has not orgasim

[Step 4:] Ejaculating
Choose a good spot to ejaculate unto her
Discuss this with your partner before hand and make sure she is cool with this
Quickly pull your penis out and remove your condom
Grab your pennis firmly
And stroke it until you ejaculate

[Step 5:] Cleaning Up
Hand her a wet towel
So she can clean any DNA on her body

[Step 6:] Get out of Here
Quickly get your clothes on
She will ask you to cuddle
Make up an excuse
Pretend it is a crime scene and you have to flee

[Step 7:] Goodbye
Give her a nice handshake for a job well done
You can now exit

[Step 8:] After Thought
Do not call her
If she calls you to hang out
Tell her you are busy
But also let her know you are never too busy to make love
Congratulations, she is now your beauty call