Ben Friedman - My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Intro)
Yeah
Look, see as I get older, as I see more of the world, see more of the news and stuff
Seems like every day something, you know, more evil, something awful is happening
So, we got to fight the evil in this world with positivity and happiness
So, for 3 minutes 17 seconds we're all going back to childhood to the innocence and beauty where it all started
Tell em who it is let's go
ItsFriedyBaby

(Verse 1)
Baby you should let me love you like third grade
We could take things back to the simple days
We could play oregon trail that was the best
Kiss you behind the swingset at recess

Your friend told me that you like, like me?
Ive been dreamin at lunch about, how we might be
So if you feel stressed, baby just play this
Cuz honestly grownups are overrated!

(Verse 2)

Girl I want you worse than any snow day
You could make me happier than a sub's face!
Multicolored parachutes and throwin bean bags
You can have my best gel pen, I mean that

I can count to 100 and im pretty good at kickball
The doctor told me that I'll be like this tall!
John said he thinks my haircut looks bad
But whatever my dad can beat up his dad!

Anyways, of you, I'm the most fond
We should grab some nightcrawlers and hit the pond
I could write you a letter in comic sans font
Or we could watch magic school bus whatever you want

(Verse 3)
In my mind i go back sometimes
Click back to Shenandoah then I just rewind
So little worries and so much time
To The horrors of the world... Well we were blind

And I don't know if ignorance is bliss
Cuz I know some bad people that are ignorant as shit
I guess its just the innocence that I miss
When I cared more about dinosaurs than chicks

I think it all went bad when I got braces
Started worryin about what color I had my laces
And now were just old and chasin' faces
Im tryna take my Asics, run back to the basics

(Outro)
I want ya, I need ya baby
C'mon now were all just big kids don't act all grown up on me you know that's not as fun...
Yeah
It's Friedy Baby