Benny Troung - Intro [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
No, no, they don't wanna fuck with me
No, no, they don't wanna fuck with me
But they girlfriend at my crib and she fucking me

[Verse 1: Benny Troung]
Welcome to the hottest mixtape of the century
Benny T, Asian sex symbol, celebrity
On Facebook your girl just friended me
Take a shit in her mouth, Human Centipede
Shout out to my enemies, what it do hater
I fuck her, you date her
You paid her, bought her jewelry?
I won't even take a bitch to the movies
But I will bangs her, get it, Bangs her? AHA!
Posted at the Chik-fil-a, trying to find a chick to lay
See a bad one, walk up to the bitch and say
"You like chicken boo? I like chicken too
Here's an idea, let me put my dick in you."
Mr. Got Damn, yeah I rhyme well
Get my dick sucked while I'm watching Seinfeld
Get my dick sucked while I'm on the sofa
She wanna watch Oprah, so I had to choke her
The hoes got wet when my ass walked in
Tell your grandpa bump it in his Walkman
Tell your grandma please stop calling
I'm way to young to be her boyfriend
But I'm a hunk yo, and I'm hung ho
Bone your aunt, I'm your uncle
I'm a gentleman, take her to McDonald's
Take her to my crib, then she got fondled
I'm sorry your honor, I honestly didn't know that was your daughter
Where's my lawyer? I need bail!
Not trying to go to jail, for a female
And I still gotta drop my mixtape
Too fly for prison, I don't wanna get raped
My style's like Wu-Tang, your style's like Menudo
You couldn't even fight me, if you knew Judo
So you getting paid? But that ain't true though
Bitch I'm getting Jewish money, that's Jew dough
Benny, ready with the 1, 2, checker
Just had sex with a Mexican hooker
Didn't have to pay though, it was on the house
Stepped on stage and the raise was on the house
That's the roof see, I'm the truth G
Didn't want to bone 'till I gave her roofies
Other Asian rappers sounding so pitiful
Trying to be Weezy, trying to take Drizzy flow
Wanna to be Jay-Z, trying to be Jay Cole
Faggot, what happened to trying to be original?
I'm done dissing you, learn how to flow tighter
Holler at me, I can be your ghost writer