Beyblade Astro - I.Q. King [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
(Cellphone ringing)
Hello? Is this Beyblade Astro?
Well I just wanted to tell you that your music sucks
And I don't even know how many times you hit puberty in your last song
I mean what's wrong with you?
You're stupid, your songs are stupid
That's all I got to say

[Beat Change]

[Intro]
I’ve got my undergrad from
I’ve got my, I’ve got my
Yeah

[Hook]
I’ve got my undergrad from Stanford
4 point on my G.P.A
Undergrad from Stanford
4 point on my G.P.A
And I have got my PhD
All you do is rap, no beats
And I have got my PhD
All you do is rap, no beats

[Verse 1]
Ever since I got my Masters, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
(10) I’mma about hit you with the kung pao
Gonna make you drop more than the Dow Jones
Cause ever since I got my Masters, you
Deleted all your songs off of your timeline
Made tracks in your bathroom that just don’t rhyme
Claim you makin’ Gs, but you don’t make a dime

[Hook]

[Bridge]
These days, all I do is
Study quantum theory formulations for MIT
Makin’ cruddy hip hop parodies in the 563
Moved to Palo Alto, Stanford’s home to the IQ King
You can’t rap anything
I’m the Google you’re the Bing, no
I’m shopping in Bordeaux
While you’re shoppin’ at Lowe’s
I’m living in the Chateau, makin’ crap raps
Your ducks in a row
Yo I’m just kidding Jay
Don’t call me poor and gay

[Beat Change]

[Hook]
Drive slow, homie
Drive slow, homie
You never know, homie might meet some hoes, homie
You need to pump your brakes and drive slow homie