Big Bill - Combustible Lemons (Dan's Lawn) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Cave Johnson]
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down
With the lemons
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon
That burns your house down
[Ad-Lib: Big Bill]
Wait, wait, wait did somebody just say
New Big bill?
A new Big Bill track with DJ Danny K and Nishad?
With fresh beats?
We're goin' in right now
Ahh!
[Verse 1: DJ Danny K]
It's DJ Danny k
I'm pushin' and mowin'
My swag crop circles
'Bout as good as my flowin'
You can bump this in your party
While you're fillin' your glasses
Or in the library
And your honors classes
[Verse 2: Big Bill]
Apparently we talkin' 'bout Dan's Lawn
Stackin' money like Mah-Jong
Your wallets don't carry weight
Like Nick Carraway and his bonds
I'm the Great Swagsby
Like KFC Gravy
I steal your stuff and then I shoot ya
Tell Silvestre I'm the Don
[Verse 3: DJ Danny K]
I rock K Swiss
Better than Kenny powers
Kamikazes killin' people
Every single hour
I hate redox
But I rock Reeboks
And I get even more hyped
Than holographic 2pac
[Verse 4: Big Bill]
Chillin' in the Goodyear blimp
Eatin' lobster and shrimp
With expensive dip
That's expensive as ish (laughs)
Man when it comes to this
You know I'm all the way turned up
Man I'm chillin' like a villain
Higher than fructose corn syrup
[Verse 5: Nishad]
People try to step to me
And they get wrecked
In 1 minute flat
I'll take down Dvoracek
Best rapper in the school
I'm in calculus fool
More swag than Gandhi
Dan's got nothin' on me
[Verse 6: Big Bill]
Okay, spray you with Febreeze
Cuz your rhymes really stink
Chillin' in the club
Yeah I'm sippin' purple drank
Yes I'm Big Bill
And I'm better than you thank
Most cliché rap ever
And I'm 'bout to make that bank
[Verse 7: Nishad]
Hey my name is Nishad
If you don't know me yet
Don't mistake me for Harshit
He needs a Gillette
David Park
That kid's wack as crack
All he needs is one big smack
But worst of all
Is this kid Big Bill
He thinks he can rap but he's
Just white as ****
[Interruption/Fight]
[Verse 8: Airbear]
Mowin' the grass Saturday morning like a boss
Brushin' my teeth you better believe I always floss
That's a joke, man I don't have ridiculous hygiene
I'm a musician, we don't sleep and we shower twice a week
My beard's majestic like Abraham Lincoln's
I got so much homework I can hardly think and
I'm chillin' with big bill rippin' it up on ukulele
Here's my number so call me maybe
Skinny jeans, cause I think they're quite spiffy
Moccasins, cause they're just so darn comfy
Ana tahban, that means I'm tired in Arabic
Pieter Cos, has so much swag that you can't handle it
To Kill a Mockingbird's a really good book
I'm saving up for a hyundai tiburon so I ride my bike to work
I'm chillin' with DJ Danny K playin' Need for Speed Shift
My turtles are almost as adorable as Taylor swift
[Scatched Interlude]
More swag than Gandhi
Spray you with Febreeze
Cuz your rhymes really stank
[Final Verse: Big Bill]
OK, soy muy fresca
Cuz I drink a lot of Fresca
I'm Mr. Clean on the beat
But a lot more fresher
Cleaner than Comet
My vomit is hand sanitizer
LaGuava dissin' me
He's a bland antagonize-r
Man, it's Big Bill
The insane buffoon
I squirt my Go-Gurt in a bowl
And then I eat it with a spoon
I'm snortin' Easy Mac cheese powder
Like it's premium cocaine
I swear the best rapper in Parkland
Is most definitely
[Sample from Mark R feat. K Steng's "All the Other Kids"]
K Steng
The Man
Mark R
OK
[Outro: Dr. Lonnie Smith's "Sunshine Superman"]