[Chorus]
2can don't give a can, no can is leaving my hand
My band the Panthers and I, knock you out to Neverland
Peter Pan
[The Captain]
Yo soy EL Capitano
Make you laugh like Ray Romano
If you ever gave a can
Please stand up and raise your hand
If life goes too fast, get fast food
If life puts you last, keep a good mood
If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade
Throw it back in life's face, you deserve to get paid
[Black Ice]
Name is Black Ice, and oh my god you're so gay
With the way you suck that dick there's no way you're making pay
Killing cops, drinking booze, fucking bitches
Banging your mom gonna make her clit itch
Woke up in the morning with my dick in your girl's mouth
Yeah you know the Panthers is my band and your mother is a whore
And when she sucks on my cum like it's a motherfucking slurpee call me 7/11 and turn this jam to 9/11
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[2cans]
Star, a legend, and a handsome man
Goes farther than you can imagine with a pair of cans
Not one, not three, not four, not five
I got two cans fighting by my side
Lightyears per hour, million horse power
Ladies they cower at my Ypsilanti tower
So yeah it's true I don't give a can
That's why I'm standing with my hands
[The Captain]
Pull up to the gas station, everybody love me
No charge for the Captain, I get my Trumoo for free
I get bitches everyday, motherfucker it's insane
Your mom is the World Trade Center my dick's the fucking plane
I am the captain, I don't need no fucking proof
I am the captain, it's the motherfucking truth
I'm breaking down the walls while you're trying to raise the roof
Go ahead and suck my dick, but you might just chip a tooth
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[Black Ice]
Everyday it's safe to say I'm sure you're gay, holy shit
I'm a hit, let me spit, banana split, suck my dick
One last time, it ain't no crime
Sticking your lime in a child's behind
Because that ass is so fine
And I will do whatever I need to make it mine
[2cans]
Hey Kanye, out of my way
Your mom was in my pay, she had to pay
My dick is so big its got its own orbit
She tried to suck it, now you're an orphan
Hey Slim Shady, please stop fightin'
You'll never beat me, I'm the rap titan
Hey little faggot, get out of the closet
Spread your little legs let me make a deposit
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[DB Dumpster Baby]
Dumpster Baby, never gonna stop
I got a mop with a mop and I cream when they drop
I recover so fast, I hit that motorcycle cop
My girl Anne Frank, be weighing not too much
Maybe the jews should stop playing double dutch
You look like an Indian the way you drinking and such
Earth is dying, get in touch
Or at least stop drinking so much
[VP]
VP signed with Panthers, when I make a promise I never break it
You already know my answer, and even if I did give a can you couldn't take it
Emptied my can onto your girl's face
Like I'm pouring one out for sex geckos in space
VP in this joint like we're killing Obama, taking charge with your mama
She cries, "Osama!"
[DB Dumpster Baby]
Welcome to the dump, jump on my stump
You'll be my Jenni and I'm Forrest Gump
Let me bump on your rump, your ass is fucking Trump
Don't be a chump girl, rub my donkey pump
Let me flump into your sump
You're so pump girl, ain't no frump
Hearing the bass thumping, watching you crump
Bump, stump, hump, pump
Baby dump
[VP]
Two tablets, ten commandments
Thou shalt get off 2cans' dick
He don't give a can for a ten-cent refund
He don't even give a can if a dime says "we done"
VP coming down the mountain like Moses
I'm mounting girls from open to close
It's a long day with rapping and tapping, but I kill 'em
You're not enough, you should give up, like Robin Williams
[Chorus]
9/11 was an inside joke
