Blood on the Dance Floor (BOTDF) - It's on Like Donkey Kong [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Well, I'm about to let it go down

Hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed
I'mma smoke your ass like Cheech and Chong smokes weed
My cum's so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna fuck your face til your eyes get blurry

Fuck the poker, I'll be poking you right up, now you're choking
Bitches love my cock like Slash loves rock
I'm your fuck, get up on your bare back
When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling

Bashed up, gashed up, you ain't got no feeling
Stick 'em in a wheelchair, I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm gonna die hard like Bruce f*cking Willis
I am not sick I'm just simply the illest of all

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

B*tch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

Chopping through the butcher shop, racking the meat
You'll climax so high the altitude'll make your ears bleed
Getting fucked from behind his head on the pelvis
I'm down for deep anal, bitch, I'm not about the cervix, oh!

Blonde Barbie Ken, fuck that Hollister shit
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and B*tch
And when you come back yelping (what) for a second helping
You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm motherf*cking felching

Neck, back, sack then onto the scrotum
Got more fucking crack than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth, not your hand
I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan - Haha

There's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seat
This fagot just f*cked your girl, she got rid of her pussy
Sewed her snatch, got a dick just so she could fuck me

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm on like King Kong

I'm slamming bitches like Kong slams a barrel
Fuck more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong

(Slow motion) Slammin' them like barrels

Go, go ape shit, go ape shit
Go, go ape shit, go ape shit

It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong

B*tch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming bitches like Kong's slams a barrel
F*ck more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Cock so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong