[Verse 1 : WillFake]
Bitch, give me time to tell a love story with my glorious girlfriend
One day, I went on a date in the fun way
I didn’t see her in a month of Sundays, I tried to convey
Me and she went to a restaurant, puss eating but I was ignorant
Then I reserved fresh orange juice, shit, willfully squirted it to her formal pants
The fuck she was on period mixed with resentment
We went to the hotel driving my McLaren
She told me she’d not accept me as lady killer like Lauren Mayberry
This shawty seemed to have a duty, she smeared Dove night cream to her face that’s watery
While I drink Smirnoff, I smeared her with a putty *screaming*
I said, “I do it ‘cause it ruins vision!”, she kept angry and I’d slit throat
This made her clitoris a fission (Phew!) But she wasn’t dead, I placed her in a bed
Flashed her in an ass, stuck a drumstick and dropped the bass *screaming*
Turned on PC and played a game, she said she was queasy with mouth agape
I showed off my richness, I jabbed her with my agate
She kept doing bad manners so I anally fucked her with a hammer and a planner
I said, “Shut up!”, and slash the tome on her ugly front eviler than Tom Hardy
She said, “You fuckin’ fuddyduddy! I think you’re wealthy and that’s why I marry ya!”
I’m desperated as fuck, then I carried her to the Carry car seat
And I slit her again with my stinky armpit (Ummh!)
I drove my flivver to the savana ‘cause no one could be savin’ her
She said, “Where we gonna go? Will we buy some Campinas?”
I said, “It ain’t funny, hey henna! We’re gonna sight of fuckin’ bad hyena!”
She looked distraught and tried to break window, I forced her to eat the fishbone
When we’d been arrived, I shoved her to the pond full of tuna and the frog like Zuma
I booed her inside my car, watched this little mercenary’s ulna was eaten by puma
I boomed her, she died and I said, “Booyah!”, I went back in the midnight, I left her
That was the rosy saga, ha-ha
[Hook]
What a dame, damn, women are easy to be flimflammed
Every girls are same (what?), they are just the bane
Bang them with fucking clamps then
[Verse 2 : B-Ly]
Right on the bench, I sat beside the trench coat veiled wench
Kinda wretched, I was giving her a bad wrench, boot over the fence
Put this lady into my caravan, she needs chance to blow
The fan was set ‘cause she’s fucking hot, “You’re like a bogeyman that awaits in the door”
“Yeah, I’m Billy from The Saw with the sweats over the pores, perspire for choking you, whore!”
She eyeballed me while I suffocate her with an electronic charger
Before she gave up the spook, I bang her pate on the dashboard
She said, “So this is your name?”, oh, she fuckin’ read my passport, guess what?
I bend over backwards, snap and get her ass tortured
She turned the radio on, I said, “Think you bitch if you do this, every Man Jack’s gonna hear you screamin’?
At least, I’ll be satisfied for putting this cream in”, she’s tryin’ to leave
I just make like I’m in The Purge mask then tell her I’d prepare the splurge cash
“Nah, how dare you act, been dialing the cops, they’ll emerge fast!”
This dame grasped the baby powder from her Burberry, throw it to my eyelid
So I’ma rape her, my dick’s worth it, strapped her
With a nylon thread as tight as the skirts of fucking Fifth Harmony
Grin and said I’d propose her in the burial ceremony, I told her
Fuck her up to seven offsprings, I see her ovum’s outspreading
She said, “How if the baby’s going crazy? I’m really lazy for aborting off this psychopath daddy!”
“I’m gonna gash your fucking fetus, fling the son or daughter into the shower, drown it till it cowers
Slice the phallus with the bloody scissors, sit back for that body shivers!”
That chick fucking hollered like a fucking pregnant pig, take her to the last breath
Snatch blade, bat her messy head to the death
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
[WillFake]
Tomorrow, I found this fucking new ho
She used silver necklace and her shoe’s gold
She was catchy, I recklessly recognized her
She was like, “Yeah, this man is damn handsome!”
We went to the nearest villa and I started to kill her
I trapped her into a wild armadillo cage, it was like a bruiser
I put her out of it, she said, “I think you wanna kiss me!”
I said, “No, you ain’t a queen bee!”, she attempted to piss me like Andres Serrano
Then she said she wanted to go to the Loo, but the hell she fled through a door
I was like, “She ran? No!”, I shot her breast up like I’d be Rambo
She faint for a while and I went back in my Lambo, I took a cigar cutter and others
I supervised this bitch and when she whined, I melt her finger with that vise
I tortured her for sure, she closed to her closure, humiliated and mutilated her
Placed the parts of this bitch’s dead corpus into fridge full of octopuses
My father-in-law was hungry so I fed him her raw fucking pussy
[B-Ly]
Realizing summer is the climate in this compartment combat
This chick ate my fuckin’ cucumber and trade that in with her coconuts
Abduct her boyfriend for the fuckin’ hostage, art on her belly button
Spruttin’ acrylic paint greater than Salvador Dali’s moustache
I’m playing in this beach, the fucking sunrise at a messy Bali cottage
She oversexed, at one time she takes condoms under the goddamn pillow, I zip it down
Show my Taekwondos using my rapier, zap it wilder
Now the fact that she’s sucker for soccer balls
I ain’t even believing she ever won this gamecock, 10 on the score’broad’
I’ma swat her out her sweater, shave this black sheep out the wolverine
Bleeding over the Gillete, fuck bedwetting sperms
She was egging me on, shit, my urge never stop to assasinate her
Pullin’ out her feces in ass but has come blackish angel in fact
Stab her scoop to bury herself in that funeral
But in peace she recess instead, ha-ha
[Hook]
