Bootsy's Rubber Band - What's a Telephone Bill? [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Hello baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh, yeah, I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?

What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through

[Hook]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

[Interlude]
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call it obscene phone call
I'm not a storyteller though, baby
I'd rather be with you, me to me
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
You

Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thang to do

[Hook]×2

Oh baby, uh, well just hang on
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you

[Interlude]
Oh no, not that baby
I wanna get real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby
Don't fake me out
I love you, baby
Let me see if I can hit that note again
I love you, baby!
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
I'd like to get real funk-kay

[Hook]×3

Oh, oh
I'd like to make sweet love to you

[Outro]
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you girl
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you