[Verse 1]
When I'm around, you best be awake
If you fall asleep on me, it is a mistake
I'mma shake and take your life like an earthquake
So don't even for a moment think
You can make me change, for heaven's sake
I'm stepping on 'em like a cartoon's rake
I'm more than good, I'm a Frosted Flake
I'm the best you ever had, but my name's not Drake
Doctors begin to be complicating
All my problems, well, I'm contemplating
Giving them all a thumbs-down rating
Well, now I'm riding on four wheels like in-line skating
But I'm out of line, so don't be making
Judgements on me, cause I'll start breaking
You like a Toyota, oh wait, they're taking
All of them back due to that problem, baby
Justin Bieber kissed someone on the lips, I ain't talking labia
Cause everyone know that he a gay boy, I'm
Outta space like a flying saucer, I ain't talking the soy kind
And I ain't British, I say, "yo," not, "oi,"
I just wanna fit in with the niggas, yeah boy, well
I wish, but I'm like Will Ferrell, the other guy
If I had a 9 foot wingspan, I'd be an army man, semper fi
But that'd be a tall tale, a little like sci-fi
When you meet me, you like, "Oh, why, Hi,"
But I'm better than you so I see a tear in your eye
Like, "Oh, why cry?"
Smoke a blunt after four, I call that a high five
Got two cars at the same time like I'm impaired when I drive
So cold in between the A/C, it's like a beehive
With them frozen stings, you should be glad to be alive
Like Obama we strive
To make some change even if it is a five
Dollar bill with Abe Linc' on the side
Remember how he freed the slaves but their rights were not justified?
I'm fine with them having rights, but please, no more gay pride
Cause they asscheeks sticky like gum every time they take a Stride
Yeah, so when I'm around, you better hide
And if you even think about making remarks that seem snide
Then I might have to think about making you swallow your pride
Cause later I'll make your ho jump on my dick and ride
[Hook]
I'm a little atrocious
Totally emotionless
Like a zit filled with pus
Try and pop me, I put you in the dust
I'm about as annoying as a car covered in rust
Or when you see a guy look at your girl with lust in his eyes
Well, look how they're focused
[Verse 2]
Ask me how these guys feel, well man, you know I'm feelin' 'em
But I mean no homo by that, I'd rather be killin' 'em
And the whole time, all they spotlights, I am stealin' 'em
They got a prescription for more rhymes, so I'm fillin' 'em
These people know that damn well enough
You like GaGa with that poker face, well man, I'mma call your bluff
You all out on the street thinking you a gangsta
Just because you smoking Mary Jane and stuff
Then in your backyard you planting
A new plant you can chop and huff
Well you posing brings my anger then it's bound to get rough
You know that you're in danger when your mouth's full of blood
I'm like an avenger cause I make my revenge real tough
Pull that bud outta your hand so that I can take a puff
But all the weed in the world, and I still ain't had enough
When I'm high, so is my dick
That means I have an erec~
Shun you because you the one being a pain in my neck
When I have run out of time, that is the time I should check
Into a hotel, but please don't tell them hoes
Cause if you do, well you know how that goes
So then I guess that I'll take all of them onto a boat
But when the busy with they hands, I guess I have to row
Got about two hundred, and I didn't even land on go
The game is my monopoly but I'm an average joe
I'm running this verse a little long but I got mo'
But it don't matter cause you still be listening fo'
About another twenty-five seconds, then your jaw hits the flo'
You parked up in my space, so looks like it's time to tow
With the chain on my neck and the rod below
I've never been living by the status quo
And all these people say that I'm a little atrocious
[Hook]
