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A Rap / Hip-Hop Opera Filmed in Five Acts
HYPOCRALYPSE (Sign Up da ‘Wood)
Lyrics
By
Brian Michael McCormick
For MCA, 2Pac
Citizenfour, Ed Snowden, Julian Assange, Bradley Manning, Kevin Jarre, Coluche
And Terry Hyatt from the Queens Children’s Shelter
(Hip-Hopera film script written December 25, 2014 – February 14, 2015)
AUTHOR’S DISCLAIMER: THIS TEXT IS A FICTIONAL-SATIRIC RAP HIP-HOP OPERA LIBRETTO
IT IS NOT AN APOLOGY FOR TERRORISM, IT IS MEANT AS SATIRIC RAP
IN THE MANNER OF MCA/BEASTIE BOYS, OR CHARLIE HEBDO IN FRANCE, AND IT IS PROTECTED BY
THE AMERICAN FIRST AMENDMENT AND EUROPEAN LAWS ALLOWING FREEDOM OF SPEECH
(Copyright, 2015, Brian Michael McCormick. All Rights Reserved in all media.)
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(Rap/Hip-Hopera Lyrics by Brian Michael McCormick, on Genius website name BrianMcCormick)
EXTERIOR ESTABLISHMENT SHOT, MONARCH BAY, CALIFORNIA 1977
“Well, when the President does it
“That means it’s not illegal.”
“Nixon Admits to David Frost
“On Watergate: I was Illegal Eagle”
INTERIOR YAHOO GLOBAL NEWS ANCHOR KATIE COURIC’S PRISON CELL, (THE FUTURE)
Every President since has double-crossed
Why we had a hunchback for a boss
Read the red-headlines today
Don’t know what-the-F-word they say -
North Korea-SONY fender-bender
A never-ender
“Bush Sr. Hypno’d John ‘Warlock’ Hinckley
“Sirhan-Sirhan Squeaky-Frommed Huntley-Brinkley”
Now we’re stuck wit’ McCartney crinkley
INT. MIND OF THAT BLACK ACTOR WHATSISNAME, TOM HANKS(?), IN “THE GREEN MILE”
Hope they let Katie outta Colonel Klinkly
Girl tunnel out through a colonoscopic wormhole
Like Stephen King caught in a Mexicali sauce mole
Now that we a FEMA-Masonic State, we all in Stalag Oswald
CAMERA GLIDES THROUGH CELL BARS, ENTERS MIND OF KATIE COURIC THROUGH HER EAR
Irgun Masons JDL Mossad
Not on No-Fly torture-terror list
Just Arab Muslims Nuns an’ they “marionettes,”
Xmas firestorms out of Santa’s Ana
Mud-slide quake robo-reported
Beverly Pills got it distorted
“Brad buys Malta for his Alter’
“Takes a pop at Ratso”
Equal to NK leak
“Oprah’s a fatso!”
“Where Is Crash McKlintock?”
Op Ed piece The New York Titty
Two-page spread bangin’ Mayor Shitty
K J-un gon’ nun-chuk yo
“Academy Snubs Leo Da Cap, Bro”
Too bad it’s not a .38 snub blow
River Phoenix, Heath Ledger go
Jack N shrugs, “I warned ‘im!”
Shoulda armed ‘im
Sign up da ‘Wood
Sign up da ‘Wood
Natalie did not survive that flood
Woody Allen say, “Soon-Yi
Surrender,” mutha-f-in’ offender-up-ends her
Gets a three-picture-deal at SKG
“Studio Supports ‘Governor Gropenfuehrer ’”
Stealberg-Katzenberg-Geffen-Schwarzenegger
Man they SK G’S
Schicklgruber’s our nine-inch ruler
The “Carpet Eater” crunches Sony numbers
No it’s Cos’ in trouble
One-to-Three at Tahatchapee
OJ murders Jew and a woman
“The glove didn’t fit”
Then admits it - go fig’
Landis manslaughters Viet children
Gets off with a wrist-slap acquit, craven
Jean Harris murders, out in five-to-seven
N.O.W. busts her out by illegal pardon
Stealberg’s good with “ET” obese chilled-dren
“Sperm-breath” five-year-old Drew in Steal’s kitchen
Geffen left SKG that must SK fo’ po’ Satan
“Do you renounce the works of Steven?”
“I do.”
David Gettin’ on in age, Davidian’s Branch
Takes grads from Eton in full plumage
Boy half-century younger began a gawker
Now he’s the G’s gentleman stalker
That fellow drinks Tchai-kovsky
Nutcracker Sweet. Poor abused Tar-kovsky
In “Intercruller” (“TARR” it’s racist undercover)
Must cost a pretty penny when he
Squiggies Lenny his effendi
Pee-pole movin’ in
Pee-pole movin’ out
Why be-Cos’ of the color of they kin
Or they re-lig-in
We all Willy Loman on da totem
We all Lindsay Lohan on da scrotum
Paris Hilton Freidman Milton Greenspan Stilton
It all “Double Trouble” mockumentary
You want it, cost ya double-century
C’mon, models, REBEL!
Sign up da ‘Wood
Sign up da ‘Wood
They cowards and they cowens
PBS, Brollywood
Cable does Peckerwood
Like Agent Sully would
They cowards and they cowens
Sean’s Clooney Penn bit off some anga
Wished Kim ‘borted by Margaret Sanger
“Notably absent” from the wingding wedding
Leo da Cap Bro an’ Brangelina
Cuz’ that poppa Ratso got dinged
An’ not at 7-‘Leven Judge Reinhold Altadena
Or Simp’s Heimer wit’ Tony Carpet Cleaner
But by Mr. an’ Mrs. Myth
Speak of da Devil’s
Demon House Speaker
I gotta Boehner
For Kim Kardashian
Girl’s got a Glorious Leader
Double platinum
Gonna double flatten ‘em
I’m Guardian of da Piece
One man K-J-un “fish”-fry tease
Kim Kim-Jongs-‘em till she’s Kim-hip-grippin’
That girl need a dog-tail snippin’
Jong’s Fear of Flyin’ still a peter seller
Bit role at the bottom of the Indian Ocean cellar
Flight recorder Dr. Strangelove’s dynamite performance
Why’s it a black box why not white or at least Geronimo
Flight MH-370 shot down by Guantanamo
“It was Wi-Fi-jacked and comin’ in too low”
Or was it off Garcia, Diego
It’s Sunny as von Bulow
Guy see ya, Die, ego
Ukrainians shoot down MH-Flight17
New York Times blamed it on Crimeans
“Bullshit piles up so fast
“You needed wings to stay above it”
Like that fly caught by Lyle Lovett
In “The Player,” Hollywood, love it or shove it
Islam AK-47’s assault and peppered
Satirical poobahs at Charlie Hebdo
“I’ll have da Sauce Houlebecq à bouc to go,”
I got a rocket-propelled fanfarronade
For all the moron moutardes
At the Harvard Malpoon
Chief Thief Alfred E. Rayman
Serves two “Peters” Brueghel’d style Cayman
“Big Fish Eat Little Fish” cooked up in deep dish
(Last five words spelt in near-reverse)
Served with white whine Phlegm-mish
“Pissing at the Moon” he feelin’ mighty peckish
Fo’ Brussel sprouts An’twerps
Alla dem bruthas Breughel Brueghel
Painted “Shipwreck Next To Castle”
I’m da “blood-red paint house painter” Dhimmi Kimmel
St. Thomas Sawyer follows Huck Finn’s candle
To da Castle to slay stuck pig Eric Grendel
“Wipe yo’ feet don’ you track white blood into my Hell!”
Shouts his mutha like some G-effin’ mohel
House paintin’ inna curious color Elmer Green
“Fishermen and their Catch by a Ruined Tower”
“Triumph of Death” “The Fall of the Rebel Angels”
“Ibis on a Swoop to F-k da Ship’s Poop”
Like Mung Birds from lands of Gordongecko
Je suis (a Viet) ‘‘Charlie,’’ Hebdo
Michael Hastings Magazine, ed., fashionista Kardasho
Served up on PETA bread at da Abacadab Bro over on Melrose
SNL’s Jim Bowney good at da low blow
T-shirt say “Je swish Abdo.”
The Satanic Purses delivered in a thousand hearses
Billion-print-run at a million biles-per-hour
(There will be a Submission fee for the Khartoum Contest)
Tribeca Trifecta star Phecda Monsieur Houlebecq
“Lemony-Ticket” a Fee-Masonic Scott Rudin Production
“Kosher Prices to Rise fo’ Extreme Bio-Unction”
“Politicians Rushed to Photo Op Junction”
Sarkozy shakes Hollande’s presidential hand
H. grinning ear-to-ear
Like da premier of “Palais Royale”
Film Diana starred in as Olive Oyl
Who told da gunmen when Hebdo editors meeting
Seems Masonic seems “le marketing,”
In Hebrew Freemasonic Atbash code
January 7 (1/7 or in Europe 7/1) is an ode
To 71-O-A and in Reverse Atbash Z-Th
Combining into AZOTh, Universal Solvent
In alchemy the Goat’s eye or blood
Charb an’ Cabu goat satirists sacrificed
An’ 1/7 refers to 3 : 17 Book of Genesis
Circumcision, metzitzeh b’peh
Sucking blood from infant’s wound
“Laugh-In” Maltese Bippy goons
Spilling blood-for-ink, cartoonists swooned
In Freemasonic Code of Number Conversion
7/1 = 71 = 63, in numerology 666 the Beast
“The Profit Has Been Avenged”
The star-planet moving to the East
“ISIS Still Expanding in Spite of US Victories”
Freedom of Speech
Means Freedom to Peach
Fo’ Minister of Info’
Faux Minister of Infaux
Not Mohammed, naw
E. Rayman playin’ Allah
At MohamMAD Magazine
Ed., Dieudonné M’bala M’bala
Jean-Marie Le Pen his child’s godfather
Reglement de Comte de Bouderbala
Look it up chump
Second verse same as perverse:
Ghislaine (allegedly) sold clits to nitwits
Like Kardash a-ledge-lee
They dash car crash car at Leona Helmsley
Whut next Reza Mohammad Shah Pahlavi
In bed wit’ eleven underage Antares
Stars shine late in Buenos Aires
O’ wuz Dershowitz seen wearin’ lit tits?
Twirlin’ mortarboard tassels
Whatta buncha –
I mean, P. J. O’Porkrinds
Having a twin Guinness on Isaac Butts Bar
There he sees on the Isaac Butt Swivel-Bridge
Dershowitz teeterin’ on allege
“Jump!” shout da Feds
“Allegedly” from da ledge he leaps
Dersh’ topping his pizza wit’ a Dershosplash
Maxwell to world, “That’s show biz, Kash!”
Bob Maxwell taken out wit’ a shotta joy-juice
“’Board his yacht on international Andrew
Passed da Twelve Smile Limit lost at sea wit’ crew
Jacked Mossad fo’ PROMIS software backdoor trapdoor
Couldn’t run on werdnA, they got ‘im wit’ a hypo
Man that shit’s from V. S. Naipaul!
Name droppin’ hostage swappin’
Rap somethin’ catchy
Notorious Big Amitahb Bachchan
Itchied a Scratchy
Pope Leo Die Cap an’ his Brother Bishop Pecci
Both buggers trigger temblors finger-lickin’-techy
Like Ruskin Rose LaTouche’d by Lyndon LaRuche
Twin grotesquery I say it then it’s in yo’ bouche –
Whassup wit’ dat Kurt in da Hat?
I’m writin’ a memoir, Separated at Kurt
Me ‘n’ Kurt Andersen somehow born Brians-Siamesed
By Kurtian means into early retirement I’m eased
I got da feelin’ I been sleazed
Meanwhile He-Kate be Queenin’
Triplets never gon’ be gleanin’
“Kurt Noses his Preen Gland “anting”
His book cover photo a Dorian Grey
On You Tube boy looks like “Beverly Hillbillies” Miss Jane
Without da “J”
Kurt’s tail curtailed like Kash’s âne
In a Zero Sum society politicians
Study “L’affaire de Metro Charonne,”
“Battle of Algiers’’ “Punishment Park” “Potemkin’’
“Zabriskie Point” “The Passenger” “Vanished”
Ancient Incans sacrificed humans
To their god Condor, Operation Condor
60,000 “disappeared,” Bottled City of Kandahar
Not just the Shining Path guerillas
Students, leftist leaders, union organizers
Pas de problem, c’est en-dehors
Freemasons killed Chris Marlowe
An’ stole his style an’ career
Shakespeare as da front man
Lord Henry Neville as da haunt man
“Da Kate whut ate da Canary
Islands, but JSTOR still trumps Cass
“Canary Eats Kurt”
He’s a literary lyin’
Huck that
Sackbut
“Hara-Kiri Shut Down by da French State
“Over a “De Gaulle is Dead” Caricature
“44 Bow Street years later
“Charlie Hebdo slammed by Islamic dictature
“Fo’ Mohammed Hara-Kiri-cature”
“Charlie Hebdomadaire
“Charlie He do my dare
“Bonny Prince Charlie at his
Ebb do ma derrière
We livin’ through Hypocralypse
Arabs justifiably pissed
“U.S. Deliberately Missed”
Children hit weddings blammed
Bulgarian Chinese Embassy slammed
Cartoons vicious attacks, man
No Hate Speech muzzle
Fo’ all white males at Hebdo hustle
It’s a Kalashnikovian Kardashnakovian jam
Praise da’ Marmite jar
An’ pass da admonition
“Arabs Kebobed
“In a Paris Banlieue”
Counter-Strike by Friends of Fascist Front Nationale
Against “les meluns” but not too rational
“It’s been a blasphemy”
Becomes “it’s been a blast fo’ me,”
Freedom of Spit, I am not Charlie
Why wasn’t da whole damn French state arrested
As terrorists when Mitterand’s boys bombed
Greenpeace Rainbow Warrior
Wit’ a tricky quickly tickin’ apparatus?
One man killed name of Pereira
So France could test da Bomb in open-air Pacific
Yet Mitterand died after a famous “Last Supper”
Served in bed by Dr. Jean-Pierre Tarot
An endangered Ortolan singin’ ruptured
Cooked Mouffetard-style rue Pot de fer
Like a South Sea lost pilot Google search
The Little Prince committed suicide
While Mitterand gets scuppered, his hide
Not a Brit Periah
Not F.M. apron fo’ Alain Bauer
33 Degree man of da hour
Not a Socialist Messiah
Not a terrorist “Me Sigher”
Who killed Native Son Richard Wright?
Got a shot of rauwolfia serpentina
Left like da Israelites and Brown, Tina
Forced outta da ‘Wood by Ronnie Chasen’s wit in a
Blonde v. Blonde cat fight Purina
Later Ronnie shot by MI-6 hyenas
Gov’s run by Alessandra Czarina
Not Il Duce but Mussolini’s daughter
1.2 million on NSA surveillance list
What are we, Miss USA?
Or terrorists’ chemical constituents valence list?
Welcome to da Non-existent States of America
NSA lotta bullshit, but No Flies List
Methinks Le Pen is mightier than her drawers
Backwards inside-out “drawers” nearly spells “re: sword”
“They went on to their just rewards”
Pulled Le Pen out of le rocher
“New Rochelle Arthur Fisher King seeks Holy Grail”
Arab Islam Freemasonic Fail
Red Crusader cross on sniper Kyle’s tail
GALAHAD backwards spells DAHAL A G
In Sanskrit then Hebrew DEEP DISH New-Person/Ox Pride/Lift Up
King Arthur’s Galahad a deep dish idiot
In deep shit pyx then lifted up
Sony sacri-fallen ritual
Trial of da Pyx
Master of da Mint
Pocket precious Mittal
Who’d da dude kettle
In dat Tabernacle fettle
Gracula religiosa
Salvador Allende Tony Franciosa’d
“Dracula Jets to Phuket Thailand
“Mick Jagger Caught in Asia Mynah”
Hepburn “worth a battleship”
Yet Bill Holden got his tubes muddled
Opposed to family in a world of cannibals
Read it in Alec Guiness Book of Scandals
George Soros an in-denial Hoofnagel
Read da red-headlines in Tony Curtis beach sandals:
“Peggy Guggenheim Invented the Hoof Bagel”
“Jimmy Stewart Wins Croix de Guerre
“For Not Understanding Heidegger”
“Carstairs Calls Americans ‘Morons’
“Takes a Sleeping Potion”
Sleeps in The Lewiston Daily Sun
During the Depression
Rests on da Snooze-itchuary page beside Peg Entwhistle
Girl jumped from that H in da Hollywood sign trestle
Into inky blackness, pages like an open pestle
Day of the Locust by West, Nathaniel
Whassup wit’ dat talkin’ grackle
Poet inna golden cage
Hollywood’s “Golden Age”
A lie in Balzac’s “Golden Eye”
Mitterand’s Last Supper
Steamed an Ortolan
Songbird endangered
Free-ma-song-ic ritual
Worship of Sumerian god Dinigir
All in Ortolan, rather maudlin
Pereira cooked on Rainbow Warrior
“New Zealand’s First Act of Terrorism!”
By a French Socialist President
Peg called da police wit’ her Endwhistle
Her swansong, fell from da trestle
Bomb went off as planned
Rainbow Warrior sank unmanned
Legend
Hedgin’
Hedge Fund
Fudgin’
Holy
Grail
Fail
Why
Not
In
Jail
Hillary caught on tape wit’ a big guffaw
“…that’s when I lost my faith in lie detectors!”
She got her Chester client off on Child Rape charges
We livin’ in da Hypocralypse
So much fo’ da “feminist”
Heard it from her own thin lips
Queen G-whenever got her license to Isis
Joggin’ on Nastasia Kinsky Serpentine
Crown da Queen wit’ her own olden quotes
“There are powers at work in England
“We know nothing of…”
Hip-hop-cracy
Hip-Oprah-cy
Hip-Hopera-see
“This is the dawning of the Age of Hipocrisy
“Age of Hipocrisy
“Hip-Oprah-see –
“Hip-Hopera-see…”
“The Queen purred down the line
When I gave her the news” – James Cameron
Steamed Salmond an’ furious Sturgeon a Scottish dish
Da failure of Scotland’s push fo’ independence
Scotsmen in da fen dance
Tossed in by Anglo-Saxons
Ministre de Travail Robert Boulin
Found rigor mortis’d
In a pond in da pose of Little Bear
President of France Giscard d’Estaing
Discard aux étangs
French fo’ “ponds” home of James Bonds
Deepwater Horizon April two-oh
Hitler’s birthday and my own, uh-oh
Worst oil leak ever, killed eleven
O’Blair suspects Sultan Cistern’s “Auspicious Incident.”
Read da red-headlines today, oh boy:
“Royals Gift Carnivore Plant To
“Helen Mirren for Her ‘The Queen’ Performance”
Duchess of Lamebridge
Dull chess of A-list Alice
Off with her head put it in a chalice
Splash in Sauce Houlebecq
Nothing seems what it is
Nothin’ is what it seems
Not even da Solstice beams
Precession of that Equine Ox
To da slaughter born
Poor young Galahad
Poor gal Bill had
Merlin? Frank Morgan, Tina la Fey’s post-partum
“We need apothecary’s RX perfluorocarbon!”
Last words of Merlin, grips da forearm
“Search for a golden preen gland
“In EpStein-on-da-Thames
“Have sex with Asian mynahs
“Polonius will stop Polonium
“Prince Andrew will feel in da pink
“Fisher King be illin’
“Throw in da kitchen sink!”
‘Specially Prince “Wilhem”
Missed that fateful Hindenburg
Hebdo cartoon meetin’
“I guess that saved my life,”
It was chance not Fate
Guess not Kate
(Arrived too late
As did Margaret
Both cried out
With a pout
“Why, don’t I rate
As a target?”)
Fisher King
Drank blood-red Werdna
Backwards spell cast by Knarf Nagrom
Really Frank Morgan
Born Wuppermann, Zola of Gorgon
Gatekeeper of Oz, Horus of indifferent “coloreds,”
Killed like Irish-American comedian Fred Allen
(Born Sullivan, Died St. Patrick’s Day)
John Kennedy Toole for his parody
Of New Orleans Freemasonry
And poor, funny writer Flann O’Brien
(Gassed away on April Fools Day)
What a coinc’
Missed by an inch
Frank Morgan’s last film, “Key to the City”
Oz Gatekeeper poisoned by witch Masons
For whom “Òz” means “OZ = Punishment”
Anutha Freemasonic ironic gate creaks open
For scared Peg Entwhistle, friend of Glinda
Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Man
Died on that room’s cutting floor
Sliced not by director Ethyl Merlin
By ‘Wood guys girlin’
Gonfalons unfurlin’
Befo’ da royal funerals
Sun refused to come up from London
Fo’ da ritual Black Sabbath Greenwich brunch
On December Twenty-one
King Arthur’s birthday, girl expunged
The Impotence of Being Ernest
Hemingwayed in Key West furnace
He said da FBI hounded him
(Hoover’s FBI, Federal Butt Inhale)
Gun in his mouth
Single shot, sent south
I gotta hunch back at da monks’ shack
Notre Dame chimera billy-goat about to lunge
The Great Wall of Saudi Arabia a PrisonPlanet grunge
Dat black occult sun Ibn Khaldoun’d
Daggered by Senator Scoundrel Calhoun
Obsidian sun’s ray troweled into Paul Robeson
Sank, a seagulled scow Deepwater Horizon
Solar Prince George TeleTubby
Appears in da British Petroleum sky
For some “top brick” an’ her chimney sweep
A royal hubby West End play not a peep
James Hewitt down but never for da money
Aye, there’s da rubby-dub-Dubliny
Three ducks in a oil-slick robbery
The Protestant Ascendancy
Who will stop da brain
After Global Arming’s torrential reign
Baptismal water blessed by Sharon, Ariel
Fortunato for us not-holes, oil always spirals
Down
Da
Drain
L’Wren wit’
Live an’
“La Haine"! Le Pen
Long
Marine
CUT TO: PROSPERO AT PUCK BUILDING, MANHATTAN, (mid-1980’s)
Full-fathom-five my blather lies
Those were pearls that were my jibes
Like a Low Mar Squid left by eventide
Up to his collar at Deptford’s change of sides
Collapsed, that bridge in Chaucer’s Reeve’s Tale
By the slim weight of Heath bereft of ale
Sent down, and we’re still paying
The fat rub-cheeked black dye-crowned publican
Isaac Butt Home Rule Famine turned from Orangeman
Dye made of squid’s ink from Tristram Shandy Ireland
Widow Bull’s pub grub quidditch after a neap moon paen
Poor Marlowe, too, marooned by prayerless Spy
And twelve moons twice over, Kyd’s Spanish Tragedy
Put on, put off, life’s invite at last in infant’s humid grasp -
Our last breath reduced to rude analogy
In a vinegary obit’ estuary
And so I erred again into life
Like an actress born unto the stage
Without a script or reading page
White as a ski slope’s end of an age
The long wordless tumble into red Vanisha grave
My kingdom was quick divided among my fry
James M. at SNL given status as Chief Sea Leech
Mike L., Horseshoe Crab of Grease, Algae, Acid Beach
And what of Maximum Pross, what’s he to toot?
He must give his Mira on the wall the boot
Gamel too must have his way, camel seahorse
With switched sons in a sea ‘roo’s too soon rued pouch
Laugh-drunk and far off course
His shame slid out without a nurse
And gunsel-smooth sadder Kurt
His hustler image thirty years out from his last flirt
With Gemini-born King Mark, divided my royal mind
T’wixt “Brothers” evil whilst I languish here in a land
Quite too medieval
Am I become Ambassador to Paris? speak of the Neville left to wine
And mutton, else, what?, - passing gas without embarrass
What Queen in the House of Etheridge would fain leave her genius
With an hidalgo come to, at mejor, nada, nothingo
Sarco-vagus, he has some nerve, misty e-cigarettes “zee” view
Fascist Le Pens whose cold ink pool marines the dew
And their Elvish King a simple Flemish ass?
Puck-Arielle, fetch me Sandy Caliban
Spy’s Gregg “Seth” Killday, the “Celia Brady” peach
And your “herbed” companions from Long Island
Quahog and Patchogue and Ronkonkama
Do not forget Asserie Azoth chefs cordon bleu
Wolfgang, Duxbeak, Kinky Trailer Guitar, and have a care
Ratzass be there with his friend Michael Caine
Alert Nasty, Brutish and also Tall and Short
To our predicament, have Ole and Axel call on Abort Talk
“Stalin in high-heels,” and all those inducted
Into the Odor of Meritorious Tatler
By Merle Auberon’s Blondissimus Doomkriegfrau
The Blonde Iraqi (just a teensy brown)
Editor of VF plays Cher for Maples Marla
Then Cher for Ronnie Chasen both of “Burlesque”
(The blonde “lead”ing the blonde)
She let her membership in humanity lapse
While I, Prospero, left on a traffic island, Berlin Alexanderplatz’d
Her excuse, “After the Gulf War crisis, brunette trumps blonde,”
Has Tina come to this? Burnt P. J. O’Cork for Annie Bleepowitz
Though they’re thick as dweebs
Gemini Femini Frumpy Liebowitz
Or that Diana autodafebiography
(Lie detectors fail to confederate her fantasy)
What a mess Rudolf Hess “The American Friend”
MacArthur planned to invade turf Canadian
So the Brits to sleep they pretended
While England Slept the U.S. crept
Into King Henry the Fowler’s fine bird nets
And we must invite Robert Gottlieb
Who killed John Kennedy
Toole, instead promoted Adope Heller
Toole brinked to suicide, Bob a di-putz fella
Assimilated simulated see ya later Uri Geller
Another two feet on the thinning ledge
“Too much of this so its blurring that”
Power tie blue-striped shirt
“Too much of shit so its blurring shat”
Poor Bob missed the fleur-de-lis on JKT’s post
The number 3, Bob didn’t see it’s the G
The 33 Degree, preferred Heller’s 22 skid-doo
And Ian Jack of Granta’s NZ Freemasonic coup
When one has The Book of Codes, one sees
What’s next, dear Puck, a statue of your putti-shaking-pee
From a ledge, drunk Puck teetering over a howling Houston Street?
Or some unsteady poet cleaning windshields
With a TV critic’s scribblings in the Times
On a TV movie based on a Chester Himes
At the same time pissing poteen from the wolf’s tooth
At Donovan’s farm off the craggy cliff
At Bantry in an August-blustery Samhain
IRA bomb took out Mountbatten for his Elmer Gantry
(Fake name stolen by Essex in lost Wessex)
Jacob Omnium can write the Ossipovna Gannibal
Column in the Times, here’s my alpha guest list:
Bing Crosby’s Sicilian “brudda”
Bada Bing, Richard Gere and Buddha Bing
Martian Asparagus Amis, King Zuckerberg
The anamorphic Bitcoin twins of Uglydirge
Ambassadors, both gents provacateurs
Drug Czars, the abattoir of stars
Pro Albatross wrestlers (keep it to four)
Pseudo-DionOvitz, Baron Mauswich
And his latest lonely heart attack
(No roamin’ Vishniacs!)
Ganesha given swine flu
Elohim ebola
Jesus down with sneezes
Allergic to double crosses
Dial up a photomontage by Paula Jimenez
Van Gogh reading The Haunted Man by Chas. Dickens
Professor Redlaw angry about poor Dick’s end
James Gandolfini with an escort of Egypt’s top baboons
(Freemasonic final photo courtesy of a “Phil-adelphia ‘Koople’”)
Télésurveillance police municipale, violence banalisée
Tranquillité vacances garanties (dans banlieues gratuites
Surtout à St.-Mandé), General Munro (Fifth Column) tweets
“Korben Dallas cannot meet defeat.”
Seat The Wizard of Gettysburg beside Diane von Furstenberg
Have her whip-wounds treated by the Asian Dr. Who
With a Tincture of Dishonesty, she the first in iceberg preserved
Till it splits in two to spill her out as fashion’s goo
Post-thrown-garter tarentellas, throw her to the fellas
In the mosh pit writhing with totalitarian twits
While Farnham Charlestons, X-arm-kneed, on the mantelpiece
(Boston’s famed balloonist McSorley’s somehow missed)
And tell Last, “Butt not Least,”
Still, sit Last beside the Beast
Western Freedom’s just a stone’s throw away
In the Battle of Plataea a Spartan threw a stone
Hit the Persian general square on his dome
Mardonius killed, Greek general Pausanias rushed in
It all ended Persian-badly at the river of Asopus
And today, radical Greeks hope to ass-soap us
That being sad, we’ll have the ball end badly
Invite the 29 duels of Alexander Pushkin
All fought over slight Olga Larina
The last ball has Pushkin “ballerina”
Beneath a cherry tree, shot as one of Russia’s “superfluous men”
Oblomov’d by “herstory” on a couch by Rudderless Tipling
Or some such author perilously Chekhovian, -
Yes, uninvite Kurt Kreamer-Andersen
Speaking of ladies and their lapdogs
Why not dig up Edie Sedgewick
“End Badly” Andy, who love-killed her
Let her die, stole her style
Later got shot by the gal he defiled
(After Sister or Sor Juana, Solanas and “Waltzing Mathilda,”
Valerie’s Carboard Andy “waltzing” after a “Mighty Battle”)
Andy’s Capri pants Aldo Mori’d in a cookie jar
Robin Williams’ watches cower in an argyle sock
Because Coluche, his avatar, by a truck got smacked
La Moto Braque’d under a Michelin track
Viva, Bike Boy left a Basquiat case
At last Valerie Jean Solanas’ SCUM Manifesto
Promotes the eradication of all men from “Her” planeto
No more Manhattan “co-managers of the shit-pile!”
No now it will be Womyn-hat-on, celeb runway style
No more men’s vulgar ejaculations, “neat-o!” or “Sieg heil!”
Our Jean Val-Jean Stars in “I Shot Andy Warhol,” with Ultra-Violet
Cicciolina avec des pneus, Alessandra Mussolini, Tippi Hedren’s lion
2Pac a Pepper’s Ghost at Coachella goat-shaped Plantation golfing
With Bafomet Google Map and Joe Dallesandro rapper dauphin -
Buried cold in Warhol’s vault behind his Factory face
CUT TO: PROSPERO’S DAYDREAM INTER-LEWD
Walking home the Senator spies Maura
Dancing in the Tivoli fountain
With her clothes on, but with Abadon
What does it mean this shrewd “abandon”?
“The Republican Senator from Israel a Paragon”
That Act should be repealed
I don’t recall voting for that schlemiel
The Senate needs a final face peel
Getting old, this act, this “nation.”
Civilization and this hypocrisy it’s based on
Civilization debases, one man left on
Side’s retired, so much for the bastion
Inning over outing over bring home the caissons
From Baghdad from Helmland and from Khe Sanh
CLOSE: PROSPERO’S FACE AS HE SNAPS OUT OF HIS DAYDREAM
Oh! and do inviteVanity Fair ‘s King Gray Dung Carter
Shoveling dungster-loving Epstein, he’s quite a Bart-erer
Jeff frees up steins as skulls do minds
Yes, – all heads lose their minds, at the last --
Yes, yes, Puck-Arielle, let these pages be the modest stage I’ve set
A snapping, dancing firestorm balletic in its burnt ham wit
Served to inane dunces slit by the Sphinx’s dagger solar ambit
They say in Tanzania chimpanzees have firedancers
Better than our straitjacket flits. Poor Lord Peter Apnea
Thought himself a spider, left without a web -
Let fly, - and in his fall a nation’s necromantic fancy
Blossoming black wisp readings of Wills left intestate
With us to suck the squirt of Hecate’s next pressed breast leak
Harried by autumnal colors, lightning lapels bespoke fraternity
Yet touched us to the quick at Chappaquiddick
That season I lost someone to a double game of quidditch
While Henley ‘scaped us through starry windows with fair Eternity
Abiding now in the gossamer of Winehouse Algol Mugwump
Shall we as a nation hew it, this Jamestown starve’s dream of London
With binge-purge Diane and too-poignant Ferguson
In Sloane Square encompassed by a Bafomet’s cussing
As misery would have it in a bear’s paw fern or pelican’s ladle
The fish that flipped out like a tired dredl
Or Jeffrey who clawed his way to the top
To steal it from toddlers wearing bonnets
With no St. Lou’ as ludique guide, no arch Spencer-ian sonnet
No Wainwright Building’s bullet window to kill an Eric
Errant like that vile girl of Metz “burnt at the stake,”
Unhorsed by violent bowman, rein, spit and bloody bit
Yes, cowslip-anthem, mercurial blood-bubble Puck
Twin of Arielle of Dumbassle, make thee hence and fly the coop
Let stars rue your rooster flight to subtle cups
Drunk as a deep dish from a shallow river’s death
And brought thereby to edgy heath, Elizabeth’d
By tickling Seymour and stand-offish Parr
Alice through Elizabeth’s The Mirror
Or the Sinful Soul, (“KP” on embroidered cover
With KAPHR for nations conquered perhaps meaning “KAFFIR”)
Her gown nevertheless cut to tatters left in clover
Like luckless Seymour when his head did shatter
Bloody scalp and ensign pulver’d
Thusly Puck and quickly, act the peduncle to the stigma born
Steady your eager stamen in conundral ether for the Virgin Queen
Crowned by her one Corona in a painting by Nicolas Poussin
Ants shall mark thy anther-dusted path far as Karlsruhe’s
Nighttime inflorescence, there to find Lord Strange
With Cistercian plotters minting finskies, Daphneange
Miranda and Sabrina Guinness, Sylvie Boucsasse
And J. “Bottom” Wildenstein, ivresse at last embraced
“Midsummer Night’s Merde” or Dream defaced
Well! a toast of dew, off you fly with curt adieu, -
And have a care you post bail for Clare’s Irby’s
Bangalore arrest!
But as you fly this atmosphere goodbye
Like poor Branson after his meteoric hayrick fire
Bring back the Demon not some Sasquatch
Fear Caliban, and keep a watch
Recall that Ariel-Caliban anagrams
Aréole BAL I CAN
Or Ari El Bal Icon
Or BAL(L) (EYE) I CAN
PRO-SPEAR-O (“eye” in Hebrew)
Or the Free Masons’ sign
Medieval mother AERIAL PEL-I-CAN
That plucks its AUREOLES to feed its clan
Or something worse, perhaps a soul
Some dark whisper from the diary of Elias Ashmole
BAL IN A Aréole, yes, ball in an aureole!
Elizabeth’s head pox-scarred, bewigged, half-bald
Soprano to Doubting Tom, “in our coy tuss’, interruptus.”
Be Ronnie chastened by this verse, Puck-Arielle
At Karlsruhe Institute there you’ll meet BHL
The greatest mind of the International Date Line
Ovule go then on this Venetian-Marlovian mission
Don’t spend too much time with my double
Poor Marlowe in the city that is sinking
Pollen is the reason we’re all made gay superstitions
So dally not with masquerados
You must return by way of Carl’s rue
Cormaic’s Wain as it was called by Gaels and Britons
Grab this wheeling Big Dipper by its “Hold de Grail” queue
Below your merry round you’ll hear bad German
“Kartoffeln statt Döner” (“Potatoes Not Kebob!”)
Yet potatoes were brought to Karlsruhe by Spanish ensigns
(You’ll find in that land fantasticated aphorisms)
Alas, there is no time to entertain such aphid notions
Here’s a pence, then, stop off for something stöllen
And as we live between lives in no time thrice
From tottering sots to tots on trikes
Here’s the two-fold universe’s one-time back-rent –
CLOSE ON PROSPERO POURING GOLDEN SAND THROUGH PUCK’S OPEN FINGERS BY STRANGE MEANS KNOWN ONLY TO THE SORCEROR AND HIS APPRENTICE
For as Zippy the Pinhead
Will someday steal from Prospero’s fishnet
“Are we having fun yet?”
EXEUNT, PROSPERO, PURSUED BY O-NEGIN (EVIL EYE) / MAL-V-OLIO’S (EVIL EYE’[S) BIER
CUT TO:
INT. THE “MIND” OF CALIBAN
I got da magic number from a track tout
Wrote it down wit’ a charcoal nub
On dis stub of paper stained in a tub
FBI TIPS LINE: 1-800-555-2015
An’ dat ain’ da half, Puck-Arielle
Pete Townsend an’ Peg Entwhistle
Said it best in their Make-out Manson co-writ spittle
“Surfin’ Clover Bugsy Thistle 29 O’clockish Missile”
Junipered by Donovan and Brian Wilson
“The Kids in the Hall Are Alright
“But we can’t pay them crikey’s blight.”
Such a tune it was, such an air
Yet why Carter Burwell’s Carla Bruni laugh
When I told ‘im John Lennon got sacrificial calfed?
Payback fo’ “Don’t trust anyone under 30,”
Jack N’s porcine white nostrils filthy-dirty
Or aristocratic gaffe?
Puck, I am a’feared
Last night I saw a mean white cat
Creeping in poplar moonlight
Four X’s ‘cross its back
What is da meanin’ of dat?
Cat-meaning finds its own resolve
We must seek the Universal Salve
Babylon’s Enkidu lies gored by the Bull of Heaven
We hunt a rare rough poultice to thickly armor
Prospero in the gown of Gilgamesh
And, but still, Puck, maybe we should pistol
Way past Bristol
To da Tao of da 19heaventies
For these times suck
We could get laid by da Marchesa Casati
Or Isabella Blow, meet up wit’ Rakehell
Or Weedkiller, da reverend’s Dom Perignon
Make out wit’ da wardens of Lower Orkney
Bed down wit’ naked moles munchin’ chaplains’ organs
Federico Garcia Lorca them in an Andalusian ditch
While Baron Munchausen shoots a buck wit’ cherry pips
Or Puck, how bout’ dis –
Afghan women in da Second Anglo-Afghan War
Into captured soldiers mouths they drowned em wit’ their piss
We could do some dat water-boardin’ wit’ da trolls of CIA-ISIS
If they insist
Dear, drear Caliban, while I sympathize
With your plight, a virgin at age 1,098
Unlike the first woman President of the H. Lampoon
Who won, they say, by a manslide
We must not despair, off to the 19heaventies
We must fly, to the Heavenly Music Corporation
We must not tarry in your prurient imagination
A division of the East India Porkeration
CUT TO: PUCK-ARIELLE WHISKS CALIBAN VIA THE SPINNING BIG DIPPER TO CBGB’s AND THE MUDD CLUB, (LATE 1970’s)
Eno I know he no Rhino
Records blow where R Ramones
PR began to flack: “Money talks
“Nobody gawks,”
In lieu of Arthur, Lucifer Helmore
“Goat’s Head Soup” to “Rescue Emot’”
Stones bookended decade, (both times gun-tote)
FLIR (Forward-Looking InfraRed) used by Roy Adzak
(FLIR found Djokhar Tsarnaev in a backyard boat)
I influenced “Fear of Music” Brian Eno / Brian Owt
Almost MCB to MCA, he died by cancer knout
Debby Harry tol’ me I look good in blue
Then crossed her arms and - pout
Shah Pahlavi, U.S. Embassy shaken-taken
Ayatollah Khomeini-miney-mo
“CIA has got to go!”
Jimmy Carter signed Rendition Act
We did protest we did fight back
But in da end who won da flacks
Wasn’t it Hollywood’s Oscar Pay la Renta
Who on his death bed yenta’d
“Either Disco or I go.”
19Haitis “Never change
“Ron, thanks fo’ da Big Game
“Always be yo’self
“We just da comma in our coma
“’Died Butt’ not 4-got-10!!!”
Margaret Thatcher
Didn’t quite catch her
Testicular attack, blood cataracts
Her reign performance piece hair shellac’d
Mrs. Witch Mrs. Who Mrs. What
I’m against I.T., Time’s Wrinkle
I read in the Children’s Shelter
And decades later
“Banks Too Rigged to Fail,”
Army’s “Arpanet” to internet
Today Parc Malnou
Goodbye boo-hoo
Must be a Baba Yaga sinkhole
Or a straight bitch tesseract
19neinties, after The Wall
Rise of German Kraftwerk gall
But we like “Tron” after all
The Unstoppable Rise of Angela Merkel
Clinton Eastward, trick-shot from da mirror
“Who da most handsome of Dems all?”
Mirror vespers from mirror silence
“Sleepin’ Hillary by baby’s breath heaven scent
“Beauty sleeps top drawer in a sachet’d desk
“Like sweet Elle Fanning in ‘Maleficent,’
“But after she Victor, You go
“Hillary will “Kill Bill”
“And then state funeral.”
(Historical Note: after Paris Commune slaughter
Victor Hugo to an island ottered
St. Ugo’s Feast in France be April Fools Day
“‘Cabaret’ Joel Grey sings, “Dine on You, Ghouls May.”)
Bill cleaned up da Reagan-Bush econo-mess
But when he heard da mirror speak
Man broke down, right there confessed
Bill tried thirteen times to poison his po’ wife
It all burned up in her Napalm fire in da jelly
Like James Mason’s in “North by Northwest,” da microfiche
Bohemian Grove teapot whistle from a Moluch belly
An’ fo’ his crimes so vile, with evil Epstein rife -
Gotta heart attack really smelly
Post-2000 it all from cow’s end
Not much ‘cept falla mankind
Chemical Brothers Trance inna Magnetic Fields
From bovine ends it all “Year of Depends”
(David Wallace, Infinite Jest, stole basic ideas from me
Published in early ‘80’s Movies Magazine and National Lampoon
“Borges in Hollywood” an’ “UN Newsletter,”
“Burial of the Sardine” in California’s Zyzzyva
But maybe not that other one in Laurel Review
“All the Pussycats Are Tired,”
David Logorrhea Wallace needed fifteen editors
Stole from a lyrics writer better than “Yellow Ledbetter,”
For which, let’s hope, his neck got fettered
Like our Agent Orange vets “am I da boxer or da bag”
Grommet in a wheelchair made me wanna gag
Wallace da grovelist was a straight tome-hack
Meanwhile, I’m a general crossin’ River Potomac
Fuck Delaware let’s take buyin’ homes back
“Gun Shots Outside Joe Biden’s Home
“Police Suspect Freddie Mac”
“Poor Pay Seven Times the Rich Rate, Slack
Of Subtle State and Local Tax”
Get out da way, name’s Brian McCormblack
“The Beast is Back an’ Eddie Vedder than Ever!”)
Bee Doom, pork plagues, subprime famines
Gotta get yo’ head by Jay Z’s Gwyneth examined
“Consciousness Uncoupling!”
“Scrupulous Corruption!”
“Flaming Wall of Methane Up-Bubbling!”
“Steam Your Vagina while Ironing!”
Might got robot fleas
Wear yo’ red Roman prosto’ wrist strings
Whores wore ‘em to show they up fo’ flings
Wit’ Romans, but they got Polanski’d
Govern mental drone bees fancy
Can’t stay above it now shit’s grown ant wings
No Kaballah
No M’Bala M’Bala
Can’t not save yo’ fracas not even Allah
We all in da Galen Org Gala
Werner von Braun a spy that’s why
Like early NASA we all a bit shambolic
Infants born wit’ malware implants
Kidz grow up, fast
Then cannibalize
They frenemies an’ parentemies
They parent theses really feces, got paresis
Like Foster Wallace did to Jesus
In “The Life of Brian” stole his god’s last wheezes
CUT THEY TEETH ON:
Charlie Hebdo derives from
Charlie Brown is Michael Brown
By Lucy-fer he’s taken down
Snoopy iz da Homeroom snitch
In a Woodstock Nation march
PlanetSnoopy.com Knott’s Berry Farm attraction
Y’all, they got their bloody factions
Charlie look out, da kite-eatin’ tree!
Snagged twelve kites
Les flics, da cops turned out Illuminati “lights”
Took away one cop car days befo’ da fight
Only one car left, Islamic cop in it
Minister of da Interior Cazeneuve
Mysterious Lack of Insight by Claude Rains
In “Casablanca” Peter Lorre shot out a coupla brains
“We had no idea” but way to incite
“Yes, you’re right, Ugarte
“I am a little more impressed with you.”
Nuthin’ done by our Captain Louie Renaults
“Round up da Usual Suspects,” Kaiser’s sosie
Despite a clear an’ present Den-is–da-Menace
Homeland Seek-your-itty (once known as yo’ penis)
Ferris Bueller’s “we ate pancreas,”
A kind of sweetbread
So is human brain, dead
Freemasonic sweetbread breath
Rahmbo da “sausage king of Chicago”
Either St. Ugo or you go Iago
Neither Ugo nor Iago
Let’s call the hole thing
Offed
CUT TO: LONDON FOG
Emerging from a fog bank
Counting clouds of Arthur Rank
Kim Philby an’ da Cambridge Five
Band worse than The Curious Onlookers
Tonearm Cobras, Bad Curves an’ The Topless Alcoholics
(“They Saved Santa’s Brain”
Their Boston double-platter bollocks)
Meanwhile, “Beagle Found On Mars
“Exobiologists Celebrate in Bars”
Snoopy drones nestin’ Woodstock
Missiles guided by Lucy Violet Grey
“The most powerful handgun in the world”
“Dirty Hillary” double bill wit’ “Shaft Pump Action”
O’Bombersploitation, .358 bitch gotta Magnum
Officers off-da-sirs, she gonna frag ‘em
Hillary piece knacked peacenik killin’ children
“They are sexists, so we chilled ‘em,”
Who da enemy, you or Illdom?
CUT TO: SHREDS CAFÉ, DREAM INTERLUDE, CLAUDE RAINS AS “CLAWED REIGNS” OFF THE “CASABLANCA” SET
“We could join the Free French in Brazzaville
“Like the time we convinced that Russian villain
“To dance the squat prisyadka on the oaken table
“Singing ‘The Marseillaise’ in the Charthouse at Malibu
“Waves lashing the windows a spy’s odd vodka splashings
“’Smoke Gets in Your Eyes,’ FDNY Vulcan Society anthem
“The Charterhouse of Parma, Napoleonic karma
“And we thrown out, checked the wheel well for a bomb
“Like a check-mirror taped to a stick women they are fick’
“Or when we guys pissed the grave of the man who wrote
“‘Ten-Thousand Men of Harvard,’ in Old Charleston Boneyard
“Where Ted Phillips lies he was our Burl Ives
“We tried to raise Calhoun by magick incantations Jew and Irishman
“On Christmas Day after turning down the invite by Bill Murray
“Ted starred in ‘The Man Who Loved Cemeteries,’ by A. Gurganus
“Tears Get in Your Fire, that song by Morissey or was it Alanis
“Or Elmer Green, or freedom wearing the idea of color in a dream
“When ‘fun’ meant something other than ‘F.U., Nun,’
“When we were young and bright and often frisked
“Sprayin’ and rhymin’ Garfunkelin’ Simon
“Runnin’ hoppin’ duckin’ hideout 10050 Cielo
“(LA County map looks like Mr. Burns, stay low as Kato)
“!@*%) = 12850 in Lower Case, it’s Nicholson’s checkmate-o
“David Lynch “Mulholland Drive” Sarkozy’s fave
“No address always movin’ Zero-Zero Club all the rave
“The only thing we not takin’ is the road
“Fuck Frost an’ horses queer let’s drink Generic Beer
“Dicks shrinkin’ by PCB’s no need fo’ parental fear
“’Anthropocene Age Produces Armies of Dickless Toads’
“Obama Declares Terror No Worse than a Favela Rhett
“I do not consider terrorism an existential threat,’
Meanwhile back in Europe Kerry hugs Hollande
“Sarko-Lande surrounded by an ocean, Marine Le Pen
“Even as Marine life foreshadows Le Pen’s extinction:
“’Most French Want Government of National Unity’
“Only thing of it, I’m Aristide Bruant at Agile, Lapin
“F-n’ Rubadub Guv got off wit’ lock stock impunity”
Landis thing, Landis thing, can’t Landis thing
“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful frenemyship.”
PLANE’S ENGINE STARTS UP, PROPELLER SPINS, THEY WALK INTO FOG, FADE OUT
FADE IN: INT. VIRGIN ISLANDS AIRPORT NEWSPAPER STAND
Read da red-headlines today, oh boy
“Djokhar Strikes Again, (note da French spellin’)
“Batman seeks Stately Wayne Tamerlan,” (fo’ his mensch killin’)
“FBI Knew Tamerlan Killed Two Guys with .12 Gauge
“Let Him and his Bro’ Go On Marathonic Rampage”
Gatsby Epstein seen wit’ Wolfsheim Clinton
Sex-slave Monica-huntin’ o’ just funnin’ kiddin’?
Womyn stutter he done, hedon, hit on womyn
Bill’s Angry Chicks App who’s winnin’?
O’Bomber, Clinton, Hillary
PlanetSnoopy@KnottsKerry
Four whoresmen of Hypocralypse
Sing wit’ sleek morracca-lips
Too bad they missed Brasserie Lipp
Day Mossad or Moroccans nabbed Ben Barka pissed
Je suis Charlie Am-morocain
Barka dissident shoulda known
Flag of Morocco pentagram flown
Soldiers’ parades led by a goat
Goat grabbed Ben Barka by his throat
“Occupy a False Flag”
“Chicago Seven Glib in Spite of Gag”
“World Gloomed - According to Hollydoom”
At Diana’s Guy “Fawkes” Charles Not-laugh
Tilt-a-Whirl “torch-ure” subliminal sculpture
Sits above the crash site like a vulture
Charles Laughton “You Tiny on the Bounty”
Able semen Epstein “the better picker-upper,”
Andy swabbed the deck of this ‘52 pickup
Like Robin Williams’ last stolen gag
‘Bout door’s unhinged chokehold, nags
Like Space Ghost on da coast playin’ phone tag
Wit’ an asteroid sulfur satellite gone flamin’ fag
Harpooned Diana haunts Pont de l’Alma
Anti-mines, Louise done march on Thelma
Now she’s a sculpture by Hans Belmer
“Homer-land Sickurity MICT Program”
Mails Isolation Control and Tracking
Males Isolation Control and Hacking
Emails intercept-Ed, data “Snowden”
“Cyber Chief Arrested for Child Porn!”
NSA “CodeMasters” molest our messages
Not Jeffrey Katzinburgers’ Korean massages
Subliminal sex in SKG an’ Disney cartoons
Sowers of Discord, Inferno blood sausages
“Writers Guild Wins Freedom of Speech
“Hollywood wins Freedom to Leech”
Customs at Heathrow
Gave us a Free Throw
“Ghostbusters” hero’
(Apostrophe muled in by Stacy Keach)
“Speedballs” a John Candy spike hit
Unfortunately, kids on da set bit
Plot twist at dis puncture juncture
Childe Harold Cokehead quarreled
Thought he controlled da world
In da end, could not control his bowels
Lesson is – control yo’ noze wit’ a rubber hose
(See also, Eugene Onegin, Ch. 4 verse 44)
That shit is John Candy
Stay away from girls named Mandy
“Speedballs” anutha “Second City” spike hit
Anutha load of irresponsible American bullshit
Unfortunately, kids on da set bit
“Landis thing, Landis thing!”
Who ya gonna call?
Codebuster!
“Brianstorm” on da You Tube
No book he couldn’t whip through
Man snorts per payday two Grammatologies
Makes Saussure an’ Derrida look like world class apologists
No net he couldn’t slip through
His Ramadan-a-ding-dong left NSA lookin’ frou-frou
Two-tie combo, still couldn’t hang tho’
Whatchoo gonna do, Chitty-Chitty bang bro’?
Y’all can’t Trifecta planet’s chief defector
Yo itty-bitties burn up wit’ just a sun reflector
EXT. HELICOPTER BLADE VIC MORROW
DAY-FOR-BLACK-DAHLIA CUT IN TWO:
Occupy protesters, police molest us
“The Prisoner” puttin’ on that “Bad Jacket”
(Look it up o’ yo’ be Buddy Hackett)
Neo-Nixon’s turnin’ Occupy against itself
Should be allies
‘Stead it’s all lies
Like Michael an’ Sister Janet
That shit’s the planet –
That duel scene in Pushkin’s Eugene Onegin
This time played out in Eugene, Oregon
Teen caught smokin’, cops turn ‘im
Infiltrator perpetrator killed peace movement
Massacre play “Macbett” by Eugene Ionesco
Staged in da coldest canyon in Afghanistan
Silver Star Pat Tillman
Burnt in a friendly-fire
By Special Forces snipers
Bro’ was critical of US Iraqi policy
Gon’ meet wit’ intellectual Noam Chomsky
Boom, Till’s hit, taken out one shot
Army coroner says, “it’s murder fo’ sho’”
But our press be the public’s herder
An’ truth’s a no-show
Fox News announces “no-go zones” fo’ Christians
In Muslim Paris, that bull’s hit, they missin’
No-go zones fo’ deflated patriots
In Afghani-damn missions, Fox be idiots
Shit’s goin’ viral on da net
You’re next, Vets
Vet against vet
Who fragged Pat Tillman?
Like The Daily Kos say
United we stand - on prosthetic alloy
Divided by drones - we all their toys
Like Helen Latoya, we all got balled
By Paris of Troy caught Achilles by his heel
If he hollers let him go how’s it feel
No unions in this man’s Army
Confederate Strike Force Barmy
Replaced by clones
Prez hisself’s a drone
Bladerunner hired like a Philip K. Dick
Daryl Hannah Barbarellas doctor Genentech
With a Bam-Bam Pebble triple-flip
“The Boys from Brazil” cloned Adolf Hit’
Tony Pellicano out in twenty-fifth
Dynamite an’ jewelry, La Brea Tar Pits
Musta missed “Blunt Force Trauma”
Starrin’ Barracks O’Bomber
General Betrayus bones Paula Goodbroad
After that her NYT popularity soared
Inappropriate behavior like Frank an’ Ava
Tell it to da Commander in Cheat
George Washington
Permanent Confined to “Quarters”
General McChrystal
Dash cam’s Duress Pool
Where was da Press Drool?
Hastings’ car hosed down by a prayer shawl
What a coinc’
Missed by an inch
“He was in Failing Health, flunked out, y’all
“Free tuition fo’ all in Bomb-unity College!”
Future not Utopia
Gon’ be Dystopia
“Americuh a Cornucopi…huh!?”
Could not be dopier
A danger field moment
Touch of da tie
A slight lament
But nevah say die
It be da fall of Rome
Da saddened Hebrews come to Julius Caesar’s tomb twice
People of da Book pay their last respects nice
But Caesar sacked da Library of Alexandria
Burnt it to da ground, y’all
Now Senator Joe Lieberman
Wanna “pull da plug on da internet” law
To muzzle our maws
Man that’s just naus’
Must give us paws
Whoa-OH Whoa-OH Whoa-OH
Jay Leno kill’t “Conan” why?
Whussup wit’ Jeffrey Zucker
Muthafucka burn his mutha
Fo’ a few dollar mo’
I’ll be NBC CEO Got-2-Go
“Man from U.N.C.L.E.” on OPM Channel
“Open Channel D” Coco Chanel
Sean Hannity, Hans Solo
Napoleon Solo, Soledad O’B
Four horsemen should be boloed
Like Bhopal was when it got Yoko’d
Whassup wit’ cancelled “Coco”?
Conan’s Ferguson, (Scott), got shot
We need a good buh-spiracy theory:
Like Prez Truman went King Herod
Tried to kill infant Yoko
So Beatles would not break up
Hiroshima an’ Nagasaki da result
Hip-hopshima became a NoGoSaki
Subprime derivatives bomb dropped
‘Hood’s history written by a hip-hop
Mal-Krump Transformer called Evictor
Reparations due black slaves an’ da Irish
Built up everything from here to Tara
Who dug da gold in Kate’s tiara?
African natives enslaved by Boer constrictors
Next they gon’ be smokin’ e-nigga-rettes!
Human history be sad, need a hip-hopera
Hip-hoperator turf-mimer
I’m da Mary Poppin’-ator
Rappin’ brolley parrot
Kil’t Ralph Nader
She take y’all out wit’ a shady PMS
Sport-fuckin’ monster-mashin’
Vagina Slims, an after, you got a lady-penis
We hate to admit it
But we got attrited -
Women have da power
“Let’s never shower!”
EXT. BOSTON, LOS ANGELES, NEW YORK, FERGUSON, DRONE VIDEO MONTAGE
FBI Bustin’ Marathon
For LA sprayin’ Malathion
FIB knew all along
Tsarnaev three friends gonged
Marlowe bangs “Tamburlaine,” hits bong
Chimney made-a Paul Walker’s “Skulls”
Smokescreen Auschwitz Treblinka’d press
Strike Force Piketty sez
The underdressed gon’ get it next
Didier Fassin’s book on dirty cop nests
CUT TO PENTA-GONE BY CIA TASER-SHOT:
Same thang, shit was dun’ on 9/11
Here be why, it’s all Freemasonic puns
In Hebrew Nine-One-One white devil equals
Pike’s Morals and Dogma Double-Eagle
119 Biblical number of Abomination
Abyssal angel of Abaddon we a bombin’ nation
Read Book of Revelation Verse 9:11
George Bush King of da Army of Locusts
Boston Marathon “victim” lost his legs inside Iraq
How’d he lose ‘em twice whassup wit’ that?
Shit benefited Harvard
Caught snoopin’ student-teacher emails, awkward
Braised Marathon runner-meat took da heat off
Drew Gilpin Faust loves The Brothers Tsarnaev
Bros carry 3-D-printed Kalashnikovs
That JDL shit’s right outta The Brothers Karrymatzohs
Jews say it’s da Age of Reverse Racism
But it be mo’ like Whites on Our Case-ism
History be an anagram in idiom
Telegram of “Chapman’s Homer”
From “Life of Brian” Graham-Gilliam
“Reverse AGE (of) RACISM = MSICAR-AGE
Of Justice.” No Justice, No Rihanna marriage
Kerry don’ get any cuz he da sucky savage
Yet nuthin’s done
Yet nuthin’s done
Sign up da ‘Wood
Sign up da ‘Wood
Sign’s whiter than James Woods
In Franglais 2008 is deux-mille-eight
And tha’s whut happened Doo-meal-ate
Ameriduh
Got a Play-Doh press
Got a Play Dead press
Plagiarism heresy
Evidence hearsay
Cayne killed Gable
“It’s a Wonderful Knife”
Jimmy Stewart cyber-attacked
By “a dope-smoking cokehead megalomaniac”
“Cayne to World: ‘Ripped my client’s eyes out!’”
Ace Greenberg Jimmied da lock at “Bare Sterns”
Playin’ bridge, welfare fo’ da bitch
Bailout’s not very manly
Lloyd Blankfein ran off with Goldfilled-Sacks
Might as well be sellin’ smack
Lay-men Brothers had a great rack
Dick Fulled, Dick Fold
Great in Rome’s sack
NY Daily News
Blames Rome’s fall on Mayor DiBlasio
Blams Mayor Die-Fastio
“Save da Horse-drawn Carriages
“Say Yes to Gay Marriages”
But no sign-up sheeeeeeet
No mob Fugazi fleeeeeeeet
For JDL might be involved in poppin’ alas poor 2Pac
East-end West-end extortion John Cusack
“Cops stop pumpin’ Grosse Point Blanks
“Two officers down – all over town”
“Bang-bang, you shot me down, bang-bang…”
Musta missed “Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang”
What a coinc’
Missed by an inch
White-gloved cops turn they backs on DiBlasio
White gloves worn by Free-ma’s-sons
An’ blue their favorite color code
What a coinc’
Called 911 got 9/11 dial tone
Da aprons made of human hide
Smellin’ of formal-JeckelDrHyde
CIA supports NGO’s “Free Hong Kong
“Climbs Empire State grippin’ topless Kate
“Bi-planes circle topless towers of Illin’
“Kong’s black, don’t get top billin’
“Perfect time Kong Die Blastioed
“Students for Freemasonic Cannibals
“March for Total Power of Capital
“Paranoia Grips New York
“City Re-named Powerin’-Oy-Orc.”
In LA-Y-Ferguson, N-Y-Not
Solange tasers fourteen cops
Bitch don’ know when to stop
John McClane scene “Die Hard” elevator
Solange now gotta “Seder
“Circumcision of the ears”
The media, bought ‘em for a round of beers
She’s a one-woman Netanyahu
Yom Kippur out nettin’ Yahoos
Sins written on crumpled paper
Soaked up what remained of da LA River
John McClane sings “Bye-Bye Miss a Jerrican Spy
“Russian Spy Booted from N-Y”
Like wit’ Fredo on that rowboat
An’ da horsehead in da bed wit’ pedo’
Make her an offer she can refuse
Spy a can of refuse, off-her like a loofa
In “The Killing of Colonel Klink-hoffer”
John Adams devolution Don Adams’
“Nude Bomb” now a think-opera
“The Brady Bunch Taken Hostage
In Half-Hour Burbank Siege”
Post-Modern multi-culturals
Lookout fo’ multi-vulturals
Philip Glass stole from “North by Northwest” golden ore
“Einstein on the Beach” close to Elmer Bernstein’s score
“Epstein on the Beach” by Phillup da Glass
Closer to reality, “North by Nathaniel West”
Eva St. Marie-Jolie Cary Grant-Clooney Jimmy Mason
Hangin’ from da scalp of George Wasshittin’
Or get off da pot Jefferson an’ Sally Hemmings
Defacin’ public prop’ty wit’ they bomb tag mittens
CUT TO BOMB AT:
Burnin’ of Cork by da Black an’ Tans
Cromwell killed millions of O’Brien, Flanns
Transformed them into Osiris glans
“I scream you scream we all scream ice cream”
Ben ‘n’ Jerry bigots should be wearin’ “I Heart Cork”
“Goodnight, you Al Jolsons of New England”
Fuckamuthas try “Queue” da highest Scrabble Word
Jus’ funnin’ it be “Hollywood” da highest rabble merde
Ameriduh we spark a “beacon” on da Hill
Mixed race da future, just acacia Goneril’d
Regan, Martin Luther King’s Norman Lear
Produced at da storefront Scottish-Puertoricanist
I’m da first mestizo church organist
Playin’ macaronic “Macarena”
Onna frackin’ schist
CHECK DIS EBONY AN’ IVORY OUT –
AMERICA = “A G I REMA” C in Hebrew bein’ G
G for Freemasons da 33
“A G I REAMER” breaks AMERICA
O’Bama’s the G, I AM ERICA
K-un Jong got a Fear of Flyin’
Buddy Holly Big Bopper
Fear of not dyin’
CIA Jerry Naylor
Hello sailor
He be lyin’
Harry Shearer’s “Morning Becomes Eclectic”
PBUHs radio, Pope Leo X sittin’ on that Ecliptic
Circle cut to feel up the papal balls
Make sho’ he not a girl like Leonard or Derek Smalls
Bok me up on this, Derek, duty calls:
Ozone goin’ fast need to wear Tibetan Yamaka
Carnivalesque, saw Diane Arbus at da Comic-Con
Where PSY shot anutha video
“Mr. Robot’s Rude Rodeo”
Odious goat-eo
Koreans on the roof-eo
K J-un fish fry
Cosby got twelve ‘Rophie-wives
Each one sharpenin’ twelve-thousand knives
“Jape Rape isn’t funny!”
Jackanapes opposed by Jades
“Feminisn’ts: Where is “Brearly Legal” Katie Roiphe?”
Now we must all take James Hunt’s lessons
Stutter disasters, the King’s Peach
Lewis Carroll ruined on da beach
In a river of Pinot Noir from Puglia
The heel of Italy, Camille Paglia
Lynching Cos’ at a showing of Kathleen
Kennedy’s “Milk Money,” who is speech the-rapist
Speaker of the Mouse or Bring Down da House
“Angel Miracle Tries To Make Infidels into Zinfandels
“Alleged Cos’ an’ OJ into Nelson Mandelas”
Master of da black-skinned grape Primitvo
Even da name of da California grape be racist evil
Klon dikes speak out against cloned grapes at “So No Ma”
“Mendocino men do’ hear ‘no’ men dough speak no”
Joan Rivers final screech, no brakes, lookout
Lookout! Lookout! dun-DUN, Lon-DON
Broils Still She Haunts Me Ellen Barkin
And his brother, sat next to S. J. Perelman
At da Signet, he scraped my car door on sharp ice
Drunk on cognac an’ cigar smoke took a slice
You can read about shit in Gray Dung’s
Rich People’s Garbage: Different from Us
Peaches Geldorf Duchess of Melba Joanie’s Rivers
Glitter on a seagull’s beak
Pellicano litter-ati Nudge an’ Norbert Butz
“Leo ‘Cheap Seats’ Scalps Academy” not an Oscar Bub
Or Babe, sorely merits an Oscar Snub
Outgrabe, the Oscar nods an-ounced
Lindsay Lohan girl got trounced
Juiced American Princess
“JAP’s Methadone Acting Found to Cause Angio-gram Incest
“Hollywood Docs Say Ingest Is Best”
Scientific American Agency:
Junior Partners : Hunk Hickory Zeke Adelson Eidelweiss and Cruller
Symbol : Le Pen comme carte l’homme pendu
Senior Partners : Harvey, Hardly Dworkin an’ Lon Chaney
Farewell song by Winehouse, Amy
Tho’ in mercy’s hand all da stories merge
Ideas “in da air” bowel purged
It all reduced to a muted klaxon
Joy-juice flattened Michael Jackson
Dude should not have double-flipped
In da shower into Bubbles slipped
Still, when in da buff his tailor was Elizabeth
“Never-Never! Landis-Landis!” Wendy
Darling was quite candid, trashed her Peter
Panic Mary Jo Kopechne’d Corey’s Feldman
Ferguson, Misery, new App “Slashin’”
Da Bad News Bears’ guns still flashin’
Reverend War Neverend
Where it gonna end
“Heaven forfend.”
WHOA-Oh WHOA-Oh WHOA-Oh
Where it gonna end
INT. COMEDY CENTRAL TV STUDIO, NYC
Cut off Van Gogh’s ear an’ def-jam this
I’m da Comish’ of Sony Data-Diss
Sky high, took down Sony
Can take down PSY’s palamino pony
Hacked da NSA
Drunk on fifth of Hennessy
Blacked out da Eastern Seaboard
Time machined 1965, (shit wasn’t Igor!)
Hooped NASA into midnight pick-up game
Wit’ those nasty space lames
My B-ball “The Most Dangerous Game”
Suck it up NASA
Put you out to pasture
CUT TO: SACKED HEADQUARERS
Dr. Strangelove code EPO OPE POE
What you doin’ in da bed go
NYTwitz Sunday Puzzle?
Why she not fired
I’m takin’ off da muzzle
Why she got hired?
Alessandra S. Manley
Missy Eliot post-hole randy
Girl’s an intellectual Hefty
Bag lady
The Berle of Sandwich
Mrs. Television
Tatty Ana’s genes mixed doggerel an’ Goneril
Not much meat on her subprime ribs
Better mortgage yo’ chix crib
Yo’ gon’ need a corporate drivel bib
Leather drool cup for all da bubs
Co-starrin’ in Harry Reems’ “The Goldman Girls”
Fuk da foreplay I got fiveplay
You don’ like it lick it hit da Hershey Highway
Ev’body else they can Eugene O’Neill
(Get da ref cuz da ref be blind
Line starts at my behind)
“Morning Comes, Eject Her”
Glinda turned green witch
WASP inventor of da typo-writer
Weisenberg Experiment article bleeds
Pussy’s box dead o’ not dead
Read it in Alternative Universe News
“A.S. Dies of Weisenheimer’s Disease”
An’ Ron R Jr. I’m “Columbo” CEO Peter Falk
Gave Prez’s son his start edited his “My Turn”
Now it’s my burn comin’ acha you my subaltern
You “Dream of the Rarebit Fiend” done by Van Cliburn
Gonna find that di-putz bitch
Column cancelled
Due to glitch
Deadline Justmissed it was the Grinch
In Reverse Hebrew Atbash
GRINCh = RGMTS
Put em’ both together you get
“GG STRICHMIN” implyin’ “33 Degree STRYCHNINE”
In Hebrew-Anglo-Freemasonic G is letter 3
GG is 3-3 is 33 believe you me
An “I” is claw-shape Y
I’m the all-seein’ eye
Of Horus top that equilateral
Triangle, “Damage Collateral”
Schwarzenegger (French Version) 9/11 cancelled
Dr. Seuss strictly “District 9”
Wrote da buddy-buddy book
Greenmail and Hamm
‘Wood optioned, got two movies
“Poison Pill” an’ “Unclean Hands”
Seuss has fled to foreign lands
The Law of Return to Unknown Sands
Wit’ Crazy Eddy, Sirhan-Sirhan
“Can I pencil you in to see Dr. Trance?”
Man of “The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. Terwilliker,”
“The Boy with Green Hair” “Trierweiler Meets Dillinger”
“Dr. Mabuse” (Male Abuse) Corey Feldman in deep cahoots
In liar liar France onf fire
They call it “bobo micmac cohu-bohu,”
Reminiscent of Jack Christmas
Stole Halloween wit’ a hypo isthmus
At da Viper Room, bad exit scene
Pope Leo da Putz
Was a social klutz
Till he went global nutz
Scratched Jack’s baksheesh
On electric Jeeps
Dude can munch
Google search
“Alex Lutz affiche.”
River’s strychnine-grinnin’ in his coffin
Journalists they miss it often
Got Djokhar-sayonara-strict-nined
Creepy slithers in that Viper Room
Mona Lisa, balls have turned blue
Too bad men are not above you
Fed yo’ hubbie Tofana Aqua
Now he B Lugosi’d fella agua’d
86’d by that bitch
Tower Pisa’d
By a witch
Painting’s painted on poplar board
Sorceresses’ “Most Popular Wood”
Why’s her nose wart in photos airbrushed?
Kill a frog da spell gets shooshed
X-ray shows a whorled face beneath
Strangelove, Kubrick, looks like Heath
Shit, even Lenny Bernstein stole my libretto
Check it out wit’ Nina, dude stole my “Shoah-as-Orfeo,”
His obit in Time / Newsweek claimed it his last work
Wrote muthafucka estate manager a letter “what a jerk”
(To bad it wasn’t poisoned pen by teller)
Got To-be Bryant Magic Johnsoned by Michael Jordan
I am that good got composers coppin’ Lizzie Borden
Wit’out axin’ me o’ nuffin what da fuck think I’m Dan Tana’s
Restaurant got sirloin blood red walls hot as Alabama
Brother Mozart in his diary: “I got stilled
By that bad Aqua Tofana,”
Belladonna an’ plants nocturnal
River phoenixed on Halloweenie
Movie stars Don Draper Dondi Rapers
Viper should be Diaper
If yo’ dancin’ bring a bat
Rudin’s right on one thang
Stars be spoiled, they be brats
“’Daily Show’ Jon Stewart Hates Micks
“Slams Islam and Spicks”
What next rant on Afro-Picks?
“Back in Black” no not very
If only he hurry up get buried
“Bin” Laden wit’ hazards bio
Produce da body U.S. Navy
Habeas Porkedus
What gon’ be da next cons, Neo?
Paul Walker Robin Williams refs
The days they died
McFarlane reads fates
In crystal meth
Segment Leno’d
Due to deaths -
Conan played fo’ a Zucker
Who’s next?
Jon Stewart molests minorities
“Catholics all pedophiles
Of kids they take advantage”
But experts say it’s da same percentage
In all classes, ethnic groups an’ from religions’ vantage
NYT: “Rabbis from Hasidic Shirley Temple
“Found To Be Epsteins, Not Einsteins” “Amy Semple
“MacPhantom Appears to Boy Scouts, Frontage Ample,”
“Stephen Collins, in TV’s “7th Heaven” Reverend Eric Camden
“Accused of Giving Girls Penis Samples”
“Harvard Law School in Violation of Title IX
“Federal Regulations on Sexual Harad Experiment”
“Scorch-E-Z Welds Rear-View Mirror to Panaflex
“Camera for Reasons Obscura Shoots His Own Ass”
“Tiger Woods’ Game Interrupted by ‘Heidi’”
“Cab Calloway Sings to Feds: ‘Heidi-Heidi-Heidi ho’”
“Bruce Jenner Named Governor of Idaho”
Epstein hosts Protestant royals
In Virgin Islands where is Scott Rudin’?
Copped da island on Coral Turpitude
“Sharks and NY Cop Love ‘Girl Meat’ Chewed
“In Talking Shark Show Cop Water Walks”
On “Elm Street Guest House” reality epizoode
Tina an’ Tony O’Blair voted off for Iraqi low blow
Lord Crumley begs others “Let me stay!”
Cancel my nobles subscription
Television a feelgood prescription
“NCIS” solves ‘em all, in fact its fifty-percent
“Let’s be careful out there!” Hill Street Booze
Character’s full name: Sgt. Phil Freemason Esterhaus
Sgt. Love Freemasons (at) Esther’s House
Sgt. Love da Freemasons in da Book of Esther
Ain’ that the Bible’s book of racist slaughter?
Drink a Bloody Mary Tiler Moors
“At least Mayor Yorty brought order,”
Sony movies too all grade C
Kristen Wiig, Brian McCormick, Sophia Stewart
Christophe Valdenaire star in “Scriptbusters: R
