Brian R. Griffin - Roger the Rocky Rock [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Chorus]
I am a rock
That likes to rock
So I wrote a song
And I’ll never stop

I am a rock
That likes to rock
And I’ll never stop
I’ll be jammin’ ‘round the clock

[Verse]
I am a rock named Roger
My full name is Roger Potter
I’m intrusive, I’m metamorphic
Till I was touched by a girl named “magma” quick
She was destined for me, she was so hot
So we became one, that’s what I got
Cooled down, we became igneous
A little later we would have some kids
My wife had to die, cause we were the parent rocks
But because of that we had a daughter rock
She was squeezed with heat, squished with pressure
But then we were severed
I became foliated, layered as a pancake
Cause that metamorphism came back, I had a headache
My layers were like a bunch of slices
Now, I’m happy because after that, I became gniess

[Chorus]