Brian to Earth - B DILLA​!​? [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I chopped a sample. Tryed to play it on time/
But Dilla taught me that it doesn't need to be quantized/
So I'ma leave it as is, I do believe in magic/
Ima dreamer but dont sleep on me like a sealy mattress/
I am the epitome of a hat trick/
I can rap, produce tracks and of course I'm attractive/
And wackiness I don't know what that is/
It wasn't in my vocab list for any English classes that I have ever had which/
Means I cannot be that adjective/
But if I had to take a crack or a stab at it/
I would assume that it is you cuz you are talentless/
Surprisingly, I need you to help me bring balance in/ the world
Cuz life is just a bell curve/
Only so many succeed, one of those being me. I come in first/
And according to Ricky Bobby/
If you're not first your last, simply a nobody/
And that's honest truth boy. I hate to break it to ya/
Can't be as dope as me even if you prayed to Buddha/
Cuz you suck and blow hard you should play the tuba/
And your straightness is fishy like a case of tuna/
It's bout time that you face the rumors/
Come out that closet and accept that you're the gayest loser/
You spit baloney, you sit below me like the basement room was/
Your living quarters while I'm up above taking this to a/
Whole 'nother level. Changing the standards/
Raising the stakes cuz these lames got me angered/
So much to the point I'm going vkfhkajbfkjab/
And i STILL sound better than you, even when i babble/
Incomparable are these written lines in my pad/
I'm freakin nice on these pads. I'm living nice in my pad/
And your shit? I'd rather listen to listen than that/
And that's the truth man, that is the truth man/