[Intro]
X: That was the worst song I ever heard, in like, fucking history
Buk Lau: Fuck you, it was a pretty good song!
X: Yeah, the worst I ever heard, and the worst on this album, anyways
Buk Lau: Well, the first album got pretty good reviews, you know what I mean?
X: No, I don't. Well, anyways, this song has me on it. Fucking X on this shit. Whatever. Let's do this. Ready?
Buk Lau: Ready. [Inhale]
[Verse 1: Buk Lau]
Ain't nobody fucking with me
Bitch, I'm the shit. Don't you agree mothafucka? (No)
My peanut butter got you niggas jelly like Smuckers
And I don't give a shit, like that nigga Rucka Rucka Ali, Ali
(Why you guys so racist?)
I got a white bitch with a black man facelift (Hell yea!)
I know a bunch of Asian that gonna hate it, but face it
Up is the thing that I make shit
Two chopper in the car, and I don't even lie
School papers trying to diss me, I make you cry
Tic-tac-toe, black-and-white that's why (Yep!)
Kiss the AK and your fucking ass bye-bye (Boom)
X, you can't diss me, it's a shame you try
Tell Hayley and Mau, that I said "Hi."
Buk Lau be fucking hoes
X and Mau be fucking guys, that's right!
[Bridge: Buk Lau]
Bitch, I could've been your motherfucking friend
That's shit's pure fantasy, you like to pretend
You're a stupid bitch getting fucked by men
Plus another Asian one bitch, Michael Fen!
You speechless motherfucker, it's 10 out of 10
You pussy ass chickenshit, like a fucking hen
The rap battle's over, please don't bend
Over, oh wait, I forgot, you like men
[Verse 2: X]
First of all, let's address your insecurity
I'm so straight I got a fucking dike to do me
I'm an arsonist; smoke a bucket and a tree
And since that's some intense shit (nigga) it's free
Judging by your thoughts you're smoking PCP
Deluding yourself into thinking ("He likes me")
Your thoughts are fucking dirty man, like a fucking flea
I pity the fruit, you mad cause you missed your Tea?
Tea?
Man that fucking shit is for faggots
Tradewinds, Full House, call your ass Bob Faget
Get it? Your ass Bob Faget? Faggot?
Your rhyme's like that insult, you almost fucking had it
Oh geez, now you're all fucking defenseless
You ain't pimping shit, garden hoes and fences
I got a German bitch, codename is Benzes
Can't fucking drive, I'm here to wreck shit
[Bridge 2]
Buk Lau:
Ok, Big Boy, don't lose your breath
You still haven't addressed your mother's breasts and I mean-
X:
Buk Lau, you'll never get laid
Fall back chigga, and don't move, just stay
Stop trying to diss features, shit's fucking gay
Literally; "fucking gay", please go away
Before I grab the Ho-No and spray with that
Okay? (Okay)
[Outro: Both]
I'm not homophobic, but I'm just fucking saying
Stop being faggots when you rap, I ain't playing
Lastly, never snitch to the police
Relationships with them get you clapped, peace!
Buk Lau: And on that note, this rap is over. Thank you X for rapping, and all that other shit. Thanks for the production... Bitch
