Caloe - Unicycle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Right now I'm doing what I've always wanted to do and I don't feel great, I feel fucking fantastic

[Hook]
We do it right and we never do it left
Celebrating life and aggravating death
And when we do it we do it the best
Yeah we do it like hey hey hey

[Verse 1]
Hello, it's Caloe, also known as that one fella
Searching for a girl with a bella
Faccia even if it's blotchy I'm not ashamed
To kiss her on the lips, don't have to keep the notch the same
Yeah, and when I am playing I do not slow down for the flickers of the camera
It's just my stamina that has me stammering and huffing oxygen
And getting my cock sucked by Courtney Cox again
Stopping the red shoes from being tapped I'm having fun here it's unclear
Murky, if it will just be one year
But you know I am doing this forever
I prefer if the genius will be acknowledged
I really do not need college
The road leads to where it leads
I'm just palming my palm tree and relaxing in paradise, no luxury
Stay wearing what I want fuck tuxes
And like a long rifle I must get bunches

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Put simply I've been conditioning for this for what ever time has elapsed
And now I'm passed ready
Going on to bigger and better things like a lady porn star
And creaming the competition like Abdul-Jabar
This is for the fans who don't just stand there, look alive
Didn't know the temperature of the water but still took a dive
And now I'm in it for the remainder
Drawing blanks, you don't want me here you've made that clear like a retainer
But who said I wanted your opinion
Fuck it, I'm winning
And doing what I've always wanted to do so I'm not a percentage
And now I'm high like a greeting
Back and forth back and forth, no repeating
Someone grab the microphone
If you can't understand me like Sylvester Stallone
Bother me tomorrow, today I'll have no sorrow
Bumping CCR in the car, getting loud, belting out

[Hook]

[Singing Part]
Girl, would you to be mine, if so, then you have to dance, dance X2

[Verse 3]
Let me introduce my good side
He likes walks on the beach and a high tide
He likes girls, that don't like to bitch a lot
Who petition for pot
I'm getting stares from the mayors
Because I stole the key, to the city
And so now it's clear
I've got to take tuh take tuh take over
And like Gucci Mane, fuck being sober

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
What you portray me as I don't care
I'll just Vincent Van Gogh with the flow, lend me your ear
I've got a lot to say in a short time
I'll feed you this information with this gourmet rhyme
And who I'm doing this for, doesn't matter
Hearing all of the chatter, lost control of my bladder
I'm pissed off, but can't keep me down
Right now I'm on my unicycle, bitch

[Chorus]