Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew - Chests O' Plenty [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Cap D)
I like breasts a plenty, not chests who's empty
Itty bitty titties leaves me bored with wenchies
Got my eye on them prizes who come in large sizes
Deep valley, on the side two mountains arises
Double D's I can squeeze or motorboat as I please
Boobies on the seas be a sight unseen
X marks the spot where the cleavage is hot
Let me dig with my nose, see what treasures ya got
So ra-ra for ma-mas your flowers in bloom
I'm ga-ga for ta-tas, make me act a buffoon
Bustieres raise them babes from the waste to the face
Never look in their eyes, to busy lookin' at lace
I wanna tickle yer nipple, let's see 'em post haste
Even if ye got a husband that be makin' a chase
All I'm askin' is that ye just give me a taste
I'm gonna dig in yer hole then leave 'em covered in paste

Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ya love big breasts
YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!!!
Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ye love big chests
YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!!!
Say "Yar!" out there wenchies if ye got big breasts
Ye be blessed, yer the best
Let me caress them o' so gently
Ya got chests o'plenty

(Sea Dawg)
Your endowment is the largest that I've ever faced
If ya bounce like that then you'll break your waist
Gonna twist em slow like I'm crackin' a safe
Makin' 'em chafe, they take up so much space
Let em encase my face, the best traits in mates
Girl needs me behind her as a counter weight
Lure me in like fish to bait, they're so damn great
If she hangs upside down then she might suffocate
Hot damn! Thank ya ma'am
This is more then I can fit in mouth, hook, and hand
I demand the best breasts of the land
To pass my exam, see what they'll withstand
You've got to see these things first hand
Round and tan, Bam-bam! Two goals of man
The perfect brand with the perfect span
My favorite gland, consider me a fan

Say "Yar!" out there wenchies if ye got big breasts
Ye be blessed, yer the best
Let me caress them o' so gently
Ya got chests o'plenty
Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ya love big breasts
YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!!!
Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ye love big chests
YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!!!

(Scott Free)
There's no telling what this felon'll do for some melons
They get my pants swelling like an over crowed dwelling
I'm yelling "Come here wench and let me play with those fun bags!
Its' okay if just one sags, display us your rum rack."
A bum rap is why I'm never getting any, I'm always after chest o plenty
How does the captain get so many breast? Uncanny
Need an over the shoulder boulder holder, then I showed her
How this bolder soldier's colder once I bestode her with the load I owed her
You know I told her how she's got some tig ol' bitties
Whip em out girl and just go on and hit me
With those big guns, I'm know to make the chicks cum
I lay around and sip rum after I get some
It's hard to tell which one when you're hanging with the twins
When I got in hand my hands I get a devilish grin
I settle for gin once the rum is depleted, I stay weeded in-deeded
You ain't Double Dee'ded wench SO JUST GO ON AND BEAT IT

Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ya love big breasts
YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!!!
Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ye love big chests
YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!!!
Say "Yar!" out there wenchies if ye got big breasts
Ye be blessed, yer the best
Let me caress them o' so gently
Ya got chests o'plenty