Captain - Requested [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Ayo I didn't wanna fucking do this
Sike na, I really wanted to do this, but
You made me fucking do this
I didn't want it to reach this level
But shit, I got some shit to get off my chest,Yo

(Verse 1)
Now finally getting this shit off my chest
Kicking you out my hood, keeping ya mom at gun point while shooting up the rest
Im keeping ya mom alive just to get her prepared for my dick
You been living here to two weeks, just give it another day for you to get homesick
Go back to the Island you came from
Back when you was disabled.. Opps my bad I wasn't supposed to say nothinn..
Now you saying I can't come close to your house, bitch I own every thing you think you own
Especially when the tip of my pistol arose
I don't need weapons for a round two
I just need my ifunny app, a clever mind & something to fucking prove
Now look at you, you just don't get it
You can't fix shit, but if I'm wrong come & try to fucking correct it
Or tryna subliminally diss me as if that shits not for pussies and pathetic
So let any nigga try to punch me in my chest, I won't feel shit cause you already made my heart prosthetic
After you I can't even trust myself, what will I do with this blade in my hand?
Keep it in my pocket til someone sends me mother fucking mixed signals again
I'll murder your Bestfriend too so just stay relaxin
Cause if I'm not killing somebody, all I'm doing is plotting & practicing
All that girl ever did was try to come at me
That bitch is so stupid she put deodorant on her face tryna get rid of her acne
Renegades like me don't take shit from no one
But since you're the opposite
You're the toilet seat everyone shits on
So bitch be gone
I'm so much of an asshole You can't even place me in the friend-zone
& if it wasn't for me you're unpopular ass wouldn't even be known
With you it was so difficult, I should've been let go, but still til this day i hold on
You made me so cold hearted I'm waiting for one of my boys to die just to get their name tatted on my forearm ..
After giving you this attention and tension, you went from nothing to ifunny famous
& I want this shit forever so I'm perfectly fine with being the 5th greatest
Your crew coming to my door
Wasn't fucking-expected
But I should've fucking-predicted
But you was too scared to fucking-admit it
That's why you keeping your self fucking-restricted..
Cause the happiest day of my life is when your living rooms on your front porch & ya punk ass gets evicted..

[Bridge]

[Verse 2]
So guess who's letting loose with this Uzi
Killing on point like darts
Threatening every mother fucker in sight, except for the niggas with 7's tattooed on they hearts
Broke my heart, but you ain't break my dreams
Cause the way it seemsss
Your Munchhausen syndrome ass was always imagining thingsss
Organs inside my skull kept me strong
I was right both times and I still ain't make a wrong
Can't tell what type of love is only hate & It makes me just wanna kill my parents 2nd creation
I'll fuck you up in person then make love to you in my imagination
I'll put on a show like you & get a round of applause and probably some fucking claps
But sticking to my word while whipping my past bitch on her knees til her bones collapse..
I don't hold restrains, but I do hold grudges
You ain't even to get smoked yet like some good weed with no duchess
Oh your home girl should've went to formal with a neck brace & 2 crutches
I fucking owned you for 2 weeks strait & made you my fucking puppet
Bitch my fucking tripod is taller than you
I'll post your number on ifunny againnnnn & have them thirsty dicks pointed at you
You gonna fire back, call ya dad or the cops, whichever way you retaliate you'll sign a death petition!
Have officer Dick (Trip) call me to his office when he can't even read the wifi reception..
Cutting you off my life took away the weight & the stress on my shoulders been lifted
I just pray to the god I don't believe in, it wasn't your mom cause that bitch is horizontally gifted
So now this bitch mad she can't finish the beef that she started
I ain't know ugliness ran in the family til I seen her niece run out the carrabetta apartment
So fuck ending this beef, fuck your faggot older brother!
Let me catch a pussy outside of school & say i won't kill all you mother fuckers!

[Hook: Eminem]
Now I don't really care what you call me
You can even call me cold
These bitches knew as soon as they saw me
It's never me they'll get the privilege to know
I roll like a desperado, now I never know where I'm gonna go
Still I ball like there's no tomorrow
Until it's over and that's all she wrote

[Verse 3: Eminem]
You're starin' straight into a barrel of hate, terrible fatAnnotatee
Not even a slim chance to make a narrow escape
Cupid shot his arrow and missed, wait Sarah you're late
Your train left; mascara and eggs smeared on your face
Night's over, good bye ho I thought that I told ya
That spilled nut ain't nothing to cry over
Never should've came within range of my Rover
Should've known I was trouble soon as I rolled up
Any chick who's dumb enough after I blindfold her
To still come back to the crib
Must want me to mess with her mind, hold up
She mistook me for some high roller, well I won't buy her soda
Unless it's Rock & Rye Cola (Faygo's cheaper)
Buy you a bag of Fritos?
I wouldn't let you eat the fuckin' chip on my shoulder
If you was bleach and I was hair I wouldn't die for ya
Trying to pull five bucks from me is like trying to pull five molars
You'll get your eyes swoll up, I'm on my straight grizzly
So why would I buy you a gay ass teddy bear bitch? you're already bi-polar!

[Hook]