Chai-T - A Woman's Worth (Alicia Keys) {Funny or Die} FREESTYLE [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Spoken: Chai-T]
Yo. I wrote this track for this girl
And, we ain’t doin’ too well right now we in like a Season 7 “Rachel & Ross" slump

[Verse 1: Chai-T]
(Yo) My heart’s pace: like a tortoise in a hare-race
Girl got me sprung like a slinky down a staircase
Some salmon are monogamous within their race
Yo, swim them salmon-kisses upstream to this bear-face

Tina Fey & Steve Carrel – we a datin’ team
We ain’t perfect, but we mean well – just like when Slim Shady sings
Global warming – you turn my winters into springs
MacCauley Culkin – for “My Girl” – I would have taken eighty stings

But we the big-bang queen and king
‘cause we complicated like a theory that is made of strings
We had a fight and I wept:
You wanted to toss me out the house like I’m Jazzy Jeff
Our love is violent like an Auto Grand Theft
And I feel like recently you like my Instagrams less
Me? I want you to want me to stay, yo!
I’ll play guitar, sing Elvis like John Stamos...

...in Full House! Is that what you want?
We’ll get a Nicky & Alex then! A coupl’a sons?
That sound like fun? Three dads?! One house?!
And shit gets crazy when Kimmy Gibler is on-the-couch!
Uncle Jesse, Uncle Joey, always bickering!
I got the box set, come! We’ll watch it again and again and again...
Three daughters, one of them was a twin (and)
DJ’s boyfriend – did the voice in – Aladdin

[Yeah I think his name was Steve]