Chav the Chancer - Nerd Days [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I remember back when Magic was all I had
Derevi was banned and Venser was bad

Islands we're what David used
And blue was considered "abused"

Joe thought he was big and cool
But would always lose like a fool

His cards may be expensive
But the way he plays is offensive

We call him team "scoop phase"
Mostly because of the way he plays

They say he used to play soccer
But all I see is Jace the Mind Sculptor

This try-hard is full of ben & jerry
He's just a retired grass fairy