Chedda Cheese - I've Got The Munchies (Justin Bieber "As Long As You Love Me" Parody) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I’ve got the munchies x3

I’ve got the feeling, I need to fill my stomach with food because I crave it
I can’t stop eating, joy in my soul from the moment that I taste it
So let’s go, pick some snacks up
We all know I can’t get enough, about to make a sandwich

I’ve got the munchies, I need a bagel, I need some cookies, I need some toast
I’ve got the munchies, I need a donut, find me some candy, hand me a coke

‘Cause I’ve got the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m munchies
‘Cause I’ve got the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m munchies

Somebody feed me, I know that my cholesterol’s high and it’s so bad
Next time you see me, I’ll probably be a pretty big guy I’ll be so fat
But it’s ok, it’s alright
It’s worth it if you just take a bite
Got crumbs on my hands

I’ve got the munchies, I need a bagel, I need some cookies, I need some toast
I’ve got the munchies, I need a donut, find me some candy, hand me a coke

‘Cause I’ve got the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m munchies
‘Cause I’ve got the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m munchies

I don’t know if this makes sense but, cowabunga
‘Bout to get a bag of chips to relieve my hunger
I’m stacking chocolate, I’m Willy Wonka
I’m addicted it’s so true
Man when it comes to a Klondike bar there’s not a lot that I won’t do
‘Cause I need that, can I eat that? Trying to find where that feast at
Ham, lobster, big mac sauce and I can’t stop I’ll just relapse
Got people screaming out whoa! (oh god!) that dude has got some boobs
Ask me what is on my mind and every time I’ll just say food
Let’s hit up a 7-11, I might need a better profession
‘Cause I spent all of my money on snacks but this is the best way to spend the recession
Because I know, it’s the only thing I need need need
Let me get a bit of steak with a little bit of cake and you know I can’t forget about the cheese, I’ve got the munchies

I’ve got the munchies, I need a bagel, I need some pringles, I need some toast
I’ve got the munchies, I need a donut, find me some candy, hand me a coke

‘Cause I’ve got the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m munchies
‘Cause I’ve got the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m munchies