ChrisO - Dad's #1 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
Is this a love song
Is this a hate song
Is this a record that you'd like to be number 1
Love and apathy
It's kinda bittersweet
But if you can relate then put this song on repeat

La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la

[Verse]
Hi Dad, It's me you're first and favorite son
You know the first one that didn't get your first name and I wasn't the chosen one

But, Besides me being a sarcastic satirical asshole
You should know that well I'm an emotional bastard

Well, I'm not really a bastard, You just suck at being a dad
And I Hope you freeze in hell, You and all of your lying cash

I meant your lawyer cash, you self proclaimed pastor
You serve the lord as a lier , Wow you're such a great actor

And the award for biggest mistake goes to Mr.ChrisO
So tell us Chris , how's it feel to be damn near disowned

Well um, I'm gonna be a famous rapper
I'll be paid for flippin' my flapper

On stage with a few hot dancers with Caesars like amber, no cancer
And i hope my dad gets a glancer

Maybe he'll be a believer, or come to life in a cold sweat
From a dream he thought would decisive me

I'm almost 21 and it's almost said done
But by that time I hope that i can still be daddy's #1

[Hook]
Is this a love song
Is this a hate song
Is this a record that you'd like to be number 1
Love and apathy
It's kinda bittersweet
But if you can relate then put this song on repeat

La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la

[Verse 2]
Bet you didn't think of this when you were being so prudent
Remember those middle school days when i sucked at being a student

Remember that Christmas when you got my younger sister a poodle
But ChrisO couldn't get his sneakers because you were trying to be frugal

Now let's fast-forward to high school where i had a little struggle
Okay it was a big struggle , but keep it down the freshman's might chuckle

You're illustrious words , you graduate you get a Mac
But , band bring in the loser horns for my loser dad

My dad's been selling dreams since i was just a lad. (Just a lad)
Can't wait for you to hear this you'll be fucking mad. (Fucking mad)
And Finally we'll have something in common dad. (Common dad)
And Finally we'll have something in common dad

[Hook]
Is this a love song
Is this a hate song
Is this a record that you'd like to be number 1
Love and apathy.It's kinda bittersweet
But if you can relate then put this song on repeat

La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la
La La La, La-la-la