Chubby Jag - MC Hammer Freestyle [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Chubby Jag]
You got it all wrong meet the right man holmes
One man back fuck a hype man holmes
Patron and (?) on my nightstand holmes
Weed up in my left and my right hand holmes
You hatin' on Jag they gon' rush that nigga
You know he gon' tell if they cuff that nigga
Where I come from you can bust that nigga
Run up on the scene like fuck that nigga
I don't trust that nigga thinking he could beat me
That's like seeing 50 bringing Buck back nigga
And giving me points, touchback nigga
Disrespect Chubby they gon' snuff that nigga
You know I'm sharper than a cobra mouth
Tell them magazines bring the posters out
Soon as a nigga bring the Nova out
You would think a nigga brought Hova out
See me work, catch me flipping
But one thing you won't do is catch me slipping
You can catch me chipping, working in the kitchen
Like I got bad kids, you can catch me whipping
Catch me dripping, Yea Nigga shot wet
Send the boy missing like a nigga got text
You better ball now cause a nigga got next
Tell me you the best lil' nigga not yet
Get your crew slayed nigga, better move gay nigga
Or stand and get hit by the Uz-a nigga
And the show goes on, Lupe nigga
Cause we could give a fuck bout what you say nigga
Go and diss me I'm killing somebody
Lay my hands on em like I'm healing somebody
Time for a G to keep it real with somebody
Hard, And that don't mean a nigga feeling somebody
I swear I went ham on the MC hammer, rapper with a gun
Call me MC blamer, fill a nigga in
The boy got an eagle that'd grill a nigga skin call me MC tanner, Chubby
You don't know nothing no holmes, cool but don't push a nigga button no holmes
I'll shut you down like a bug in your phone, take your bitch
Fuck in your home, They saying Chubby Jag bars up this year
Verse (?), fucked around and made a couple bucks this year
Sounding like the future nigga fuck this year
And you ain't never gotta show me love nigga
Long as I got Larsiny and P Dub nigga
Plus you can't out hustle me fuck nigga
Get it all off time to re-up nigga
Yea that, niggas with them scared raps
Dead that, the best and yea I said that
Nobody can compare that, I got a little homie
Pop shells for a nigga, Whenever I'm on it got sells for a nigga
Express like the boy got mail for a nigga
Probably fuck around and go to Hell for a nigga
Chubby, I did this shit with no stress nigga
I know haters hoping I ain't blow yet nigga
Think you better, (?)(?) back nigga
Be happy I ain't sleeped with your ho yet nigga
You shining but I ain't seen the glow yet nigga
Ricky, but do it like an old vet nigga
Bars, I'll rip your whole set nigga
The best of the year if you ain't know yet nigga
Jag